Colorful – Episode 5, Part 2/3

NSFW: Sexual Situations

Previously:  Episode 2, Episode 5.1

Rowe was lying across her bed deep in thought about her interview with Demetre Pritchard, and the man himself. The more she thought about Demetre, the more that feeling she felt while in his presence bubbled up.

If she had to describe that feeling, she would use the words ‘gentleness’ and ‘warmth.’  Thinking about it even more made her feel butterflies in the pit of her stomach, and that made her a little nervous.

Rowe knew that she had a bad habit of falling in love too fast and too hard.  That combined with her lack of talent when it came to choosing the man to fall in love with made her extremely cautious.  This new feeling she was experiencing made her wonder if it could be the beginnings of infatuation, and she did not want or need that right now.

Rowe sighed.

Outside of her room, Rowe heard the phone ring. She could hear Hayes walking across the floor to answer it.

“Rowe. It’s Gwendolyn McNamara on the phone.” She heard him say through her bedroom door.

“Let’s get back to my bedroom. I wanna try this new position.”

“You’re a sex-meister, indeed. I love it.”

“She’s calling already?” Rowe thought to herself.

“Hi, Gwen.”

“Well, hello, Rowe, and congratulations!”

“Yeah, thanks.”

“He’d like for you to spend this coming weekend at his home if you have no plans.”

“Ha! Me? Have plans?”

“I’m sure you’ve already set things up, so I can’t say no even if I wanted to, right?”

“That’s right.”

“Well, thanks for being such a busy body.”

“Is that any way to speak to your boss? And… you’re welcome. Can you stop by my office tomorrow to sign the usual, boring forms for your new assignment?”

“I’ll be there first thing in the morning.”

“Good! See you tomorrow.”

“I’m really leaving here.” Rowe said to herself. “Is this really the right move?”

“Mn… Mn… Uhn… Ha… Haah… Haah… Haah… Ah… Mn… Nh… Haah… Haa… Ha…”

The sounds of their sex could be heard from the other side of Hayes’ bedroom door.

“No doubt about it.” Rowe sighed.


“Oh, Rowe.  You’re here.”

“Good morning, Gwen!”

“Let me get that contract for you to sign.”  Gwen said as she began to rise from her office chair.

“Is it just me, or are there more forms this time?”  Rowe asked.

“Well, the one you’re signing now is for the working interview this weekend.  The others are the usual contract terms.”

“Is there anything else you need from me before I go, Gwen?”

“No ma’am.  Once I scan the contract and send it to our corporate office, everything will be good to go.”

“Again, congratulations Rowe, and good luck this weekend.”

“Thanks, Gwen.”

“You’re the best boss an employee could ever ask for.”

“Hahaha.  Now you’re just trying to suck up to me.”

“Take care, Rowe.  I’ll call you Sunday evening to see how things went.  OK?”


To be continued…




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Going for Broke – Chapter 3.6

Author’s Note:  Coming up with witty titles for each chapter can be quite draining.  From this point forward it’s going to be just the chapter.

Dustin Broke’s house.

Dustin lives in Brandi’s old trailer with Angela Pleasant.

Dustin Broke graduated from Sim State University and is in the Architecture Career Track.

Angela Pleasant graduated from Sim State University and is in the Athletic Career Track.  She is currently on maternity leave.

Being a popularity sim, their home is never without guests.  Tiffany Sampson visits Angela often.  They talk about classes and grades from their college days.

Darren Dreamer is also a regular at the Broke-Pleasant home.

Angela:  Oh my SimGod, Dustin is such an amazing kisser!

Darren:  Um…  OK?

Later, Nina Caliente stopped by.  Knowing Nina, I’m sure those fried eggs she’s talking about are actually a sexual metaphor.

Darren, what are you doing?!  

Dustin has grown accustomed to coming home from work to a house full of guests.

Darren:  Nina, your hotness is giving me a fever.

Nina:  Yeah.  I know.  It happens a lot.

Darren and Dustin have actually become very good friends.

Careful, Dustin.  Word on Main Street is that any man that dances with Nina will soon end up in bed with her.


Looks like Dustin has the hots for Kaylynn Langerak.

Oh my SimGod!  Angela does too!!

Shortly after Dustin left for work, Angela went into labor.  She’s having twins.

Sharlene Royce from Sue’s Secret Kitchen could not have picked a worse time to show up with an invitation.  She walked in right after Angela gave birth to baby number one.

Sharlene:  I hate my job.  I hate my life.

Baby boy #1:  Benedick Pleasant

Baby boy #2:  Andrej Pleasant

The twins are so bright that I think they might be supernatural.

So, what does a mother who’s home alone and just given birth to twins do?

She calls a Nanny…

…and goes to bed.

To be continued…

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The Schadenfreude Legacy 1.6

Read ISBI Challenge Rules.
Riskacy:  Having the founder and heirs marry (or breed with) the first adult Sim of the opposite (or same) gender that walks onto the lot.

NSFW:  Nudity and Sexual Situations

Marie Schadenfreude has been dead for about one week.  It is now time for Hans to take another mate.  However, since Marie’s death…

Baby Blasa has aged up to a toddler.

Armin is still dealing with the loss of his mother and takes his hurt and anger out on the plants in the flower bed.

The girls seem to be doing just fine and spend their days skillbuilding together.

Hans is working on skillbuilding as well.  He needs to get promoted in order to earn the remaining §7,000 needed to move into a bigger home.


This is surprising since she was unfortunate enough to witness Death take her mother away.  I was sure she would be scarred for life behind that.


The first female to set foot on Hans’ lot while he was home just happened to be the Nanny, Kendal Lawson.  However, there is no way things could workout like this.

So, Kendal was aged back to the Adult Life Stage, and WOW!!

Did I break the ISBI legacy rules?  Probably.  Do I care?  Nope.

In front of the garbage and everybody, they hit it off quite well.

Hitting it off with Kendal was not enough for Hans.  He was later flirting with a VERY pregnant AND married, Cassandra Lothario whom he brought home with him from work.

Ada:  Daddy, is this our new mommy?

Kendal paid the flirting no mind as she was still in Nanny mode and busied herself with taking care of Blasa.

Kendal:  Hans, I wouldn’t mind bearing your children.

So, they get right to it!

After moving in the next morning, the first thing Kendal does is get on the computer to chat it up with some Pleasantview dudes.


Armin is a knowledgeable Aries that finds Formal Wear and potential partners that are good at cleaning to be attractive.  He despises red hair.  He is bi-sexual.


+1 for Food Naps!

+1 for Pass Outs!  She was so close, too.  Just a few more steps and she would have made it to the bed.

Kendal:  Urgh!!  Girls just want to have fun!  Curse you, SimGod!!  Why won’t you let me have fun?!

Armin has fun by watching his sister dream about him as she sleeps.  He’s a very doting brother.


The house is in a serious state of neglect.  The toilet is so disgusting that one could probably catch a staph infection just from standing next to it.




The afterlife has turned Marie into a bitch of a ghost!  She scared her own son so badly that he wet himself.

+1 for self wetting!


The bamboo trees were struck by lightning and set ablaze.  Not a single household member came out to see what was going on.

A few hours later…

When Hans finally woke up, he called the Fire Department.

So, what does Hans do after receiving these instructions from the Firefighter?

He goes and stands right in the middle of the fire, because……….why not?

I seriously thought that Hans was going to be a goner and this legacy would be over.

Thankfully, the second Firefighter comes and shoves the hose of the fire extinguisher up Hans’ ass!

That’s all you have to say?!


Things returned to normal after the fire.  Well, if cracking your adorable little sister’s skull with a softball is considered normal…..then…..yeah.


Hans ties the knot for a second time.

Immediately after the vows, Kendal goes into worry mode over money.

Welcome to the family, Kendal!  Please try not to die!!


Unable to afford a honeymoon, Hans and his family return home after the ceremony.  He immediately uses his “powers of persuasion” to get some much needed elbow grease done around the house.

Armin did the yard work…

…and the Nanny took care of cleaning, starting with the Staphylococcus infected toilet.

While the others worked, Hans and Kendal christened the bed as husband and wife.

Christening ceremony completed.  Now it’s time to build those skills.  Got to get that promotion!

No one was paying attention to Ada.  She was sunburned from staying outside too long.

No one was paying attention when Blasa aged up to a child.

Blasa’s age up pissed Ada off for some reason.


The next morning, Blasa was pissed off at Ada for being pissed off about her age up.

While Hans and Kendal were watching a boxing match on TV…

…there was a real live one going on in the kids’ room.  Armin was undisturbed.  Blasa – 1/1.  Ada – 0/1.

+1 for Fights!

20 minutes later on the TV…

…20 minutes later in the kids’ room.  Blasa – 1/2.  Ada – 1/2.

+1 for Fights!

I’m sure Blasa is wishing that this bed was Ada’s face.

Meanwhile, Ada gets attention from her doting older brother.

Poor Kendal can’t shower because someone else is always there.  That’s a problem when there’s five people and only one bathroom.

Hans fulfilled his want to study Parenting AND the household got some much needed Simoleons!


Both sisters get along well with Armin.  They just do not seem to like each other.

Ada looks like she really needed that hug from her father.  I guess when you’ve had two fist fights with your sister that were only 20 minutes apart, you need all the affection you can get.

Armin looks on as the ghost of his dearly departed mother raids the fridge.

He then tucks his sister, Ada, into bed before calling it a night himself.

His doting nature when it comes to Ada borders on creepy to me.

Two hours later…

Armin:  Urgh!!  Why am I the one that has to see this?!

Kendal:  OK!  Breathe, breathe, breathe, like we were taught in Lamaze class.  Hee Hee Hoo.  Hee Hee Hoo.  Hee Hee Hoo.

Baby boy, Bach is born!

He is the cutest baby ever born in Pleasantview!  I’m totally biased.  I know.

To officially welcome baby Bach into the family, Ada and Blasa hold a slugfest right next to his crib.  Blasa – 2/3.  Ada – 1/3.

+1 for Fights!

For good measure, they hold another slugfest just a few minutes later.  Blasa – 3/4.  Ada – 1/4.

+1 for Fights!

Welcome to jungle, Bach!

Torch Holders: 1
Perma Platinum Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Accidental Deaths: 1
Resurrections: 0
Fights: 4
Bladder Accidents: 3
Top of Career: 0
Pass Outs: 2
Food Naps: 3

To be continued…

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Colorful – Episode 5, Part 1/3

Previously:  Episode 2


A nervous Rowe stood in front of her bedroom mirror, her mind flooded with thoughts.

“What if his impression of me sucks? What if he’s a rude snob?  What if I say something stupid?”

“He needs someone to take care of his children. I’ve never dealt with children. I bet that could be a problem.”

“There’s nothing in my resume that indicates experience working with children. Why would he still want to meet with me?”

“Well, good luck, Rowe.”  She said to herself while taking one last look in the mirror.

“I’m leaving, Hayes!” Rowe yelled as she walked past her brother’s bedroom door.

Inside the room, Hayes was sound asleep.  He did not wake up to respond, and Rowe was not expecting him to.


Rowe stood in front of Demetre Pritchard’s home.  It was not what she expected.  His home was nice.  Very nice.  However, Rowe was expecting something obnoxiously grand. Demetre Pritchard, after all, was one of the wealthiest men in Colorful.  Her curiosity about Demetre Pritchard, the man, not the employer, was piqued.

Rowe made her way to the front door and gave it a knock.  A few seconds later, the door was opened and Rowe was greeted by a very distinguished-looking older gentleman.

“Ms. Smith?” he inquired.

Miss Smith.” she responded.

“I’m Demetre Pritchard.  Welcome to my home.”

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Pritchard.”  Rowe said as they shook hands.

“Just Demetre is fine.  My office is right this way.”  He directed.

“I’m home alone at the moment.  My children are at school, so I’ve got to play the host all by my lonesome.”  Demetre said as he walked with Rowe to his office.

“Please, have a seat, Miss Smith.”

Demetre’s office was massive, yet warm and inviting.  There was his desk, of course; a table for working, or meals perhaps.  There was also a sitting area.  Rowe loved the amount of natural light his office captured.

“Would you like some coffee?  I made it myself and it’s not too bad.”

Rowe sort of smiled at Demetre’s offer.  

“No.  Thank you so much for offering, though.”

Rowe was a bit caught off guard by Demetre’s kindness.  She was expecting to be in the presence of a mean snob with a major superiority complex, but Demetre, so far, came across as the complete opposite.

Demetre made his way to the sitting area and took a seat diagonal from Rowe.  He casually crossed his legs, leaned back, and rested his arm on the back of the sofa.

“Now then, I suppose you’re wondering why a client that’s looking for someone to be responsible for his children would ask to meet with someone who’s resume shows no indication of having that experience.”  Demetre began.

“He must be psychic.”  Rowe said to herself.

“Well, the thought did cross my mind.”

“Do you like children, Miss Smith?”

“Please, call me Rowe.  It’s only fair since you’ve dropped the formalities.”


“To answer your question, I can’t rightly say if I do or not as I haven’t had the opportunity to deal with children on a regular basis.  But, just like with adults, it all comes down to personality, right?  That’s what actually determines how well one gets along with others, don’t you think?”

When she looked at Demetre, he had a smile on his face.

“Rowe?” Demetre called inquisitively.

“Yes?”  Rowe answered and asked at the same time.

“Our lives were deeply affected by the loss of my wife last year.”  Demetre began.

“I’m sorry for your loss, Demetre.”

“Thank you, Rowe.”  He started.  “What I want … what I need is someone that can bring a little sunshine back into this house.  Working as my personal assistant IS in the job description, but more than anything, I need someone that can liven things up around here.”

“I wanted to meet with you because your employment with Assistance Resources, Inc. shows tremendous stability.  I noticed that several of your assignments were extended on multiple occasions due to your exemplary work performance.  You have never asked to end an assignment early.  You’ve seen every assignment through to the very end.”

“I need someone that’s not going to bail on us and based on your resume, you fit that criteria.”

“Thank you for sharing that with me, Demetre.  I spent all morning wondering what the reason or reasons for your request to interview me were.  But … I don’t think I’m the one–”

Demetre cut her off.  “You are the one, Rowe.  The candidates before you all told me what they thought I wanted to hear when it came to their experience with children.  But you…you were totally honest, and that’s what I’m looking for.  I believe you can do this.”

“Umm…  I guess…”

“Have a little more confidence, Rowe.  You’ll do just fine.  You’ll see.”  Demetre encouraged.

In the presence of Demetre, Rowe felt something.  It wasn’t weird, uncomfortable, nor bad. Though she was unsure, Rowe thought that perhaps she was moved by Demetre’s encouragement.

Demetre broke Rowe’s train of thought.

“How about this?  Why don’t you stay for a weekend?  Consider it a working interview.  You can meet my children and we can go over my expectations for you as my personal assistant.”

“I’ve never done anything like that before.” Rowe said.

“Please think about it.”  Demetre began.  “In the meantime, I’ll contact Ms. McNamara and give her some dates so the two of you can coordinate–”  Demetre stopped himself and looked at Rowe.  “I’m offering the position to you.  Do you accept?”

“Accept the offer? Y-Yes.  O-Of course.”  Rowe replied.

“Wonderful.  To keep it official, I’ll present the offer to Ms. McNamara then.”  Demetre paused.  “Would you like to accompany me for lunch?”

“Lunch? I’d really love to, but I can’t. I should probably get going.”

“I see.”  Demetre sounded rather disappointed.  “Well, I’m very happy that you accepted the offer.”

“I’m looking forward to meeting your family and working with you.”

“I’ll make sure that Ms. McNamara gets in touch with you.  Let me see you out.”

Demetre and Rowe leave his office and walk towards the front door.  When they arrive at the door, Rowe turns to Demetre.

“It was a pleasure meeting you, Demetre.”

“Likewise, Rowe.  See you soon.”

To be continued…

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Growing Up Goth – Prequel

NSFW:  Nudity & Sexual Situations

Author’s Note: This is just a boring, brief, picture heavy prequel. Their stories will begin in the next update.

It is a gorgeous day in Pleasantview.  The perfect day for a wedding.

Yes!  Cassandra Goth’s patience has paid off.  Don Lothario has finally stopped running away at high speeds, and decided to do the honorable thing.

Yeah, you can tell by the red glow of the rings above Don’s head that this is a really bad idea.  He’s actually looking directly at Nina Caliente.

But that’s not all…

Mortimer Goth made sure to get his money’s worth out of the wedding planning and decorations.  He and Dina Caliente also tied the knot that day.

That’s Mortimer’s loyal Servo Benjamin looking on from the left.

Michael Batchelor left her penniless and in a shitty condo.

Don is now a resident in the Goth home.  He and Cassandra could not begin their post-nuptials celebration because dear Alexander was using their bed as a trampoline.

Things weren’t faring any better in the master bedroom.  Dina was absolutely horrified by the sight of Mortimer’s saggy, old man body.

Her lust for serious financial security helped conquer her horror.

Things were also going well for Don and Cassandra.

Things were going so well for both couples, as a matter of fact, that Cassandra and Dina got pregnant that night.

Mortimer worked in a round two for good measure.

In order to keep Alexander from begging to come along, the newlyweds left for their honeymoon at Takemizu Village in the wee hours of the morning.

They arrived at Takemizu Village Resort and couldn’t wait to check into their hotel rooms.

Dina, one does not kickstart their honeymoon by crawling to the toilet to throw up.

Now that’s how you kickstart a honeymoon!

Don and Cassandra didn’t kickstart anything except sleep.

For some reason, Mortimer came and slept on the couch in their hotel room.

I guess he’s not quite ready to let his daughter go yet.

That’s Don and Cassandra lighting sparks of love in the sauna.

It’s late at night and Mortimer is offering to tell a little girl her fortune.

What?  Why?

Don’s been in the sauna too long.

I honestly forgot he was in there!

Mortimer wanted to learn how to teleport, but the Ninja felt that he wasn’t worthy.  Poor Mortimer was left on the sidewalk feeling some kind of way.

Three of the honeymooners thought it would be fun to dress up like the locals.  Mortimer wasn’t going out like that.

But, he did update his look a little bit to keep up with the young’uns.

Father – Daughter Dance Off

Mortimer and Dina make the most of the time they have before check out.

Apparently, Cassandra had a VERY good time!

To be continued…


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