The Schadenfreude Legacy 1.5

Read ISBI Challenge Rules.
Riskacy:  Having the founder and heirs marry (or breed with) the first adult Sim of the opposite (or same) gender that walks onto the lot.

NSFW:  Nudity and Sexual Situations

An awesome way to start an update.

Marie has lovingly acknowledged Armin.  In the last update, she regarded him as something one would scrape off the bottom of their shoe.

Looks like baby #3 is on the way.


Hans doesn’t need co-workers coming over.  He needs to earn §20,000 so he can move into a larger home.

He’s getting closer the the financial goal.

This is Nolan Jones, the co-worker that Hans invited over.  He danced in front of the radio for hours while Hans totally ignored him.

He was also totally ignored by Marie after she came home from work.

Nolan Jones:  (internally)  It’s lonely over here.

Go home, then!

Autonomously, Marie is very good about feeding Ada, but aside from that, she has no idea of what else to do for her.

First pop!

This pregnancy is already taking a toll on Marie.

She’s so bad off that she’s started having nightmares.

Armin always comes to give her hugs.  It’s like he knows that his mother is really bad off.

However, tossing a ball at night, in the rain, with her son is not going to make her fare any better.

Second pop caught at a really awkward moment.

Armin received a call from some random neighborhood kid and they talked like they’d known each other for ages even though they’ve never met.

Amin Sims is everybody’s friend.  Honestly, I have no idea how he even got there.  I think he just showed up and walked on into the house.

Things for Marie have gone from bad to worse.  She put Ada in her crib and ALMOST made it to the bed.  Unfortunately, she passed out right next to it.

Ada has aged up to a toddler and she is beautiful.  It looks like she has Marie’s lips and Hans’ nose.  I love the eyes against her dark skin!

Marie’s misery is heartbreaking to watch.  I’ve already used her one command, so there’s nothing I can do for her now.

Marie went into bladder failure and hunger desperation as soon as she got out of the shower.

While Marie is inside having a bad time, Hans is outside working on those two logic skill points that he needs for his next promotion.

Instead of doing his homework, Armin opts to destroy the sofa.

In their filthy bathroom, Marie goes into labor while standing in a puddle of her own pee.

Baby girl, Blasa Schadenfreude has arrived.  She looks exactly like Ada.

Marie went back into hunger desperation.

She went to stuff her face in the fridge.

Harry Monroe, because Sally O’Minky sounds like a loser name.

Yes!  Only §12,000 to go.

Then, just as Hans was pulling into the driveway, this happened…

Death:  (demonic voice)  I’m sorry you have to witness this, little one.

By the time Hans came in the house, Marie had been reduced to an urn.  It was too late for him to plead for her life.  No doubt that Ada will probably be traumatized for the rest of her life.

Instead of being devastated by the loss of his wife of 21 sim days, and the mother of his three children, Hans…

…and Brandi (who is married to Jason Menon) start making out right beside Marie’s urn.

What in the nine circles of hell is going on here?!

As if she sensed some shiggity, Marie started haunting the house immediately and in broad daylight.

What?!  Your wife died of starvation this week!!

Armin was the only one that mourned Marie’s death.

Marie Rauscher Schadenfreude

Torch Holders: 1
Perma Platinum Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Accidental Deaths: 1
Resurrections: 0
Fights: 0
Bladder Accidents: 2
Top of Career: 0
Pass Outs: 1
Food Naps: 2

To be continued…


Jessamyn Mishra

Jessamyn Mishra
Aspiration: Family
Zodiac: Scorpio
+ Fitness
+ Great Cook
– Full Face Make-up
Gay / Dramatic / Hot-headed / Neat / True Slacker / Mooch / Ambitious
Conviction: Copyright Infringement

Currently working as the bartender at the City Center.

Omero Fleck

Omero Fleck
Aspiration: Romance
Zodiac: Scorpio
+ Fitness
+ Swimwear
– Unemployed
Straight / Evil / Family Oriented / Virtuoso / Frugal / Disciplined

Rex Oberlin

Rex Oberlin
Aspiration: Knowledge
Zodiac: Pisces
+ Formal Wear
+ Facial Hair
– Glasses
Gay / Gatherer / Absent Minded / Genius / Hates the Outdoors / Insane

Colly Mulford

Colly Mulford
Aspiration: Romance
Zodiac: Scorpio
+ Cologne
+ Charisma
– Red Hair
LTW: Become professional party guest
Straight / Vegetarian / Shy / Workaholic / Adventurous / Frugal
Conviction: Insider Trading

Lives with Mayor Trace Johnsen.

Trace Johnsen

Trace Johnsen (Mayor)
Aspiration: Family
Zodiac: Pisces
+ Charisma
+ Full Face Make-up
– Glasses
LTW: Marry off 6 children
Bisexual / Workaholic / Technophobe / Commitment Issues / Frugal / Bookworm
Conviction: Forgery

Colly Mulford lives with him.

7/19/2017 – Wants to get married, which totally contradicts his commitment issues trait.

Serendipity BACC – Round 1: Johnsen Household

Read the Welcome.
Meet the Settlers.
Check out the moments from the Meet & Greet.

NSFW:  Nudity & Sexual Situations

This round begins with the Mayor, Trace Johnsen, increasing the city’s population with his housemate, Colly Mulford.


As Serendipity’s Mayor, Trace’s day begins before sunrise.

He does his warmups for an hour.

Trace loves music and dance.  When Serendipity is more established, he plans to give the City Center over to Serendipity then start his own dance academy.

His warmups are followed by an hour of Spinning.

He makes himself a healthy oatmeal breakfast.

After breakfast, he showers and then sits at his desk to answer the many emails he receives.

Colly’s awake now, and it seems that their most recent attempt to increase the population was successful.

Trace goes into his “man cave” to read the daily newspaper.

Trace and Colly work in some couch time before lunch.

Trace:  Man!  That was some serious wall-banging sex we just had!!

Colly:  Oh yeah!  We definitely made it rain in there!!

Jessamyn Mishra is the first settler to visit Mayor Johnsen today.

Trace:  I know you’re undecided on whether you want to run a business or not.  However, I can’t allow you to become a criminal again.

Trace:  The City Center is the only business up and running right now.  I want you to work there for me as a bartender until you decide what you want to do.  How does that sound?

Jessamyn:  Fair enough.  I’ll do it.

Colly’s had her first pop.

Serendipity hasn’t been established for a full week and there’s already gossip.  Poor Angelico.  I wonder what they’re saying about him.

There is no maid service yet, so even the Mayor has to scrub those toilets at the end of the day.


While Trace is up before the crack of dawn, Colly stays in bed dreaming about herself until well after the sunrises.

As Colly rests comfortably in bed, Trace is already knee deep in an unfortunate event born from bug hunting gone wrong.

Colly is a vegetarian and will be growing her own vegetables until Serendipity gets a green thumb resident that can farm and sell groceries.  If the aforementioned resident does not arrive soon, Trace may end up becoming a vegetarian as well.

The calls regarding businesses are flooding in.  Trace spend a lot of time on his cellphone during the day.

Fortunately, things quieted down in the evening allowing Trace to enjoy his dinner with Colly.  They each prepare their own meals because of their dietary preferences.  Colly is having vegetable soup for dinner.  Trace is enjoying chicken and dumplings.

Colly:  I’ve heard that elephants taste just like chicken.  Is that true, Trace?

Trace:  Umm…  I wouldn’t know that, Colly.

Trace and Colly are very excited about the upcoming arrival of Serendipity’s first natural born citizen.


Trace’s first visitor of the day was Tiffy Draper.

Trace:  Everything going well, Tiffy?  Have you made any friends?

Tiffy:  Not really interested in making friends.  I just want someone to make out with.

Trace’s cellphone rings.

Trace:  Please excuse me, Tiffy.  I have to take this call.

The caller was Dunn Swander expressing an interest in getting finances to open an electronics store.

Trace:  So, you were saying that you wanted someone to make out with?  I could be that someone for you.

Tiffy:  Well, I don’t have a problem with that, but aren’t you and Colly in a relationship?  She’s living here with you, after all, and she’s pregnant.

Trace:  It’s true that she’s my assigned housemate, and things have happened.  But, Colly’s all about the romance, and I have commitment issues.  So, it just kinda works out.  Also, as Mayor, I have to do what I can to make sure that my citizens are happy.

Tiffy:  OK, then.  Come by anytime.

Trace:  Alright.

That same night, Mayor Trace Johnsen became the proud papa of Serendipity’s first natural born citizen.

Welcome to Serendipity, Cullan Mulford.  It looks like he’s going to be a clone of his father, Trace Johnsen.

Trace enjoys taking care of Cullan.


Colly’s garden is coming along nicely.

Being the father of a newborn and Mayor of a recently established city is exhausting.  Trace works in a nap whenever he can.


Trace still gets up before sunrise.  However, he breaks his usual morning routine and studies Parenting instead.

Later that morning, Trace and Colly begin working on Serendipity’s second natural born citizen.  They have yet to use the bed for this.

Trace arrives at the City Center and opens it up promptly at noon.

About the City Center

Mayor Trace Johnsen is the owner and operator of the City Center.  It is open three days a week from noon to 9PM.

In the vestibule of the City Center is a computer that citizens use to pay their taxes.  There is also an ongoing Mahjong tournament.

In the posterior portion of the City Center, citizens can attend various seminars.  Today, Jessamyn Mishra is giving a lecture on “The Importance of Technology and Infrastructure.”

The City Center also boasts a fully furnished kitchen and bar for citizens to use at their leisure during seminars.

Trace starts announcing the closing of business shortly before 9PM.

After cleaning and locking up, Trace and Colly return home together.

End of Round 1:  Johnsen Household

Playable Sims: 12
Multiplier: 2
Current Population: 24

Gender Breakdown
Males: 6
Females: 6

Species Breakdown
Sim: 10
Alien: 2
Zombie: 0
Vampire: 0
Werewolf: 0
Servo: 0
Plantsim: 0
Witch/Wizard: 0

Age Breakdown
Elder: 0
Adult: 11
Young Adult: 0
Teen: 0
Child: 0
Toddler: 0
Baby: 1

Aspiration Breakdown
Family: 3
Fortune: 1
Knowledge: 1
Romance: 3
Popularity: 1
Pleasure: 2
Grilled Cheese: 0
Growing Up: 0