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Going for Broke – Chapter 3: It’s Nasty!

NSFW:  Nudity & Sexual Situations


Previously, a pregnant Brandi searched all over Pleasantview for “somebody.”  After a few failures, Brandi encountered Jason Menon standing in front of her house.  They fell in love, and Jason moved in.  Shortly after Jason’s move-in, Dean Broke was born and Dustin went off to University.

Four years have passed since then.  Brandi took a job in the Education field, while Jason continued working in the Culinary field.  They saved their simoleons and left the trailer park behind.

Brandi and Jason now reside at 130 Sim Lane in Pleasantview.  It’s a bit cramped and very basic, but it’s better than Brandi’s tiny trailer.

Brandi and Jason are putting in lots of work to have a baby together.

Dina Caliente often drops by unannounced to be nosy check on Brandi’s current romance life.

Beau always runs to Brandi to give her a hug when she gets home from work.

It seems that Beau has a way with the little ladies of the neighborhood.  He’s always bringing one home with him from school.

Outside, Brandi and Jason are working overtime for that baby.

Brandi, if you and Jason are out here, then where is Dean?

I see.  You left him on the cold, kitchen floor to go have hot tub sex with your fiance.  I should call the Social Worker!

Fortunately, there was no need, as Dean was able to safely transition to a toddler.

Calvin Chalmers:  You brought me home with you from work, so that means we’re best friends now, right?!

Jason:  (nervous laugh) Slow your roll, bruh!  I had absolutely no control over that.

Neither did I!

Jason:  Son, how is the stock market going to look in the next year or two?

Beau:  I don’t know, Dad.  There are simply too many variables that contribute to the market’s performance.  However, I do know that it’s going to be higher 10 to 20 years from now.  For this reason, I suggest a minimum 10-year investment time frame if you’re going to buy stocks.

Beau, you are fucking brilliant!

Brandi:  (thinking internally) Did Jason hit the nail on the head?

Brandi:  Bllleeeeaaauuurrrrgghhh!

Porcelain God:  Yes.  Yes, he did.

Dean, I know you’re really hungry, but you shouldn’t drink from that bottle.  It’s emitting noxious gases. 

Dean:  Bllleeeeaaauuurrrrgghhh!

Told ya!

Jason:  I think we should go ahead and get married.

Brandi:  (sleepily) Mmmhmm.  Yeah.

Finally!  Someone’s paying some attention to Dean!

Beau made a smooth transition to a teenager.  Unfortunately, EAxis dressed him like one of the Village People.

This is Brittany Wendland.  Jason brought her home with him from work.  They have some serious chemistry.

Brandi, feeling threatened by that serious chemistry, farted in Brittany’s face as she ate a bowl of vegetable soup.

Brandi’s Butt:  -pbpbpbpbp-

Brittany had no fucks to give and continued eating the soup.

All was forgotten once Brandi’s baby bump showed up.  All Jason wanted to do was bond with the little one that was on the way.

It was a small ceremony attended by immediate family.

Brandi Broke is now Mrs. Brandi Menon.

As soon as the “I Dos” were said, Jason made a beeline to Angela Pleasant (who is now pregnant with her’s and Dustin’s first child).

Jason:  I’m officially family now.  Come on!  Give us a hug!

Angela:  Eww!  Hell no!  Get away!

Dustin gave a beautiful speech and toast for the newlyweds.  Then some random guy showed up.

Brandi gave Jason a thorough throat exam to make sure no cake was stuck in there.

The wedding was not a moment too soon.  Brandi went into labor that same night.

Welcome to Pleasantview, baby girl Bambi Menon.

To be continued…

The Schadenfreude Legacy 1.3

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Riskacy:  Having the founder and heirs marry (or breed with) the first adult Sim of the opposite (or same) gender that walks onto the lot.


NSFW:  Sexual Situations

With Marie on maternity leave and Hans unemployed, the bills are starting to pile up.

Hans gives his search for his dream job another try.  Unfortunately, it was not in the listings on this day either.

Hans and Marie are living off of love right now.

Marie enters the second trimester of her pregnancy…

…and starts working on baby #2 even though she hasn’t popped out baby #1.

The next day, Hans gives the newspaper a try and BOOYAH, a job in the Education field is available!  Hans is now employed as a Playground Monitor.

Sorry.  I forgot to get the screenshots.

Hans:  I’m finally going to get to punch a time clock and bring some money home!

Marie:  I’m so glad.  Now we can save money to buy a bigger house.

Yeah, cause the tiny two bedroom you’re in now is going to get quite uncomfortable soon.

Marie naps a lot during her pregnancy.  She naps in chairs, on the sofa…

…and even in her food.  Hans looks to be amused by this.

Marie found herself in bladder desperation when she woke up from her food nap.  She was SO close, but Hans already had possession of the toilet.  Oh, well…

It seems that the trauma of wetting herself induced labor.

Welcome to Pleasantview baby boy Armin Schadenfreude!  He has Marie’s eye color and Hans’ complexion.

Things got really bad for Marie after she put Armin in his crib.  She smelled horrible and was starving.

She continued to complain about hunger desperation even with a grilled cheese sandwich right in front of her.

As Hans gave a bath to baby Armin, Marie continued to complain about hunger desperation.

This would be such an adorable scene if Marie wasn’t in the background emitting a stench and raising hell.

Your hand is on the grilled cheese sandwich, Marie.  Why aren’t you picking it up and eating it?!

As Hans busted some moves, Marie continued to complain about her hunger desperation.

As if to add emphasis to her plight, she stood up and complained more.

There is a perfectly good grilled cheese sandwich on the table behind you, Marie.  Please eat it!

Marie continued the complaining throughout the night.  The next morning, Hans cleaned up the table, made and served breakfast.  She sat down, and continued to complain about her hunger desperation…even with the bowl of cheese grits right in front of her.

Hans:  Why are you waving your hand around like that?  Do you want me to buy you another ring?

Marie:  I’m SOOOOOOO hungry!!!!  I want to eat!!!

By now, all of Marie’s motives were in the red.  I was really afraid that she was going to die, and I didn’t want to start this legacy with the mother dying young.  So, I used Marie’s one command to make her eat.

All is well.

Marie seems to have tendencies to do things that go against her well being…

…like holding baby Armin until her motives drop.  If she goes into full blown desperation again, Grim is going to take her away.

Hans sets off for his first day on the job.

Let’s go with the bottle of nectar.

Yes!

Torch Holders: 1
Perma Platinum Sims:
Shrink Visits:
Social Worker Visits:
Accidental Deaths:
Resurrections:
Fights:
Bladder Accidents: 1
Top of Career:
Pass Outs:
Food Naps: 1

To be continued…

The Schadenfreude Legacy 1.2

Read ISBI Challenge Rules.
Riskacy:  Having the founder and heirs marry (or breed with) the first adult Sim of the opposite (or same) gender that walks onto the lot.


Hans’ morning did not get off to a good start.  He wondered if burning his breakfast was an indicator of how his day would go.

Hans felt much better about his day when Marie unexpectedly showed up at his place.

Hans:  Let’s not be so quick to hit the sheets today.  I wanna take you out.

Marie:  A date?

Hans:  Yes.  Let’s go.

Marie climbed into Hans’ little hooptie and they headed Downtown.

At Londoste, Hans presented Marie with an engagement ring and popped the question.  Of course, Marie’s answer was yes.

That’s a pretty impressive rock, Hans.  You’re the prince of poverty at the moment.  How could you afford such a thing?  Did you rob a jewelry store?

Hans:  Shh…

Hans:  I propose a toast to our future together.

Marie:  Here.  Here.

Hans was so happy that Marie is going to be his wife soon that he asked her to move in.

They had celebratory sex in the driveway.

Was that a lullaby I heard?

The celebratory sex continued after they went in the house.

Yep.  I knew heard a lullaby.

It was a beautiful backyard wedding attended by a few of Pleasantview’s notable citizens; the Caliente sisters, Darren Dreamer, Brandi Broke, and Amin Sims.

Darren:  (internally)  I want Brandi.

Brandi’s already taken, Darren.  I’m sorry.

Welcome to the legacy, Marie!  You’re going to hate me.

Too poor for a honeymoon vacation, their time spent after the wedding guests went home was lackluster at best.  Marie played computer games…

…until her baby bump showed up.  Then she went to bed.

On their first night together as husband and wife, Hans ate dinner at the table alone.

Poor Hans…

Torch Holders: 1
Perma Platinum Sims:
Shrink Visits:
Social Worker Visits:
Accidental Deaths:
Resurrections:
Fights:
Bladder Accidents:
Top of Career:
Pass Outs:
Food Naps:

To be continued…

The Schadenfreude Legacy 1.1

Read ISBI Challenge Rules.
Riskacy:  Having the founder and heirs marry (or breed with) the first adult Sim of the opposite (or same) gender that walks onto the lot.


NSFW:  Sexual Situations

The fearless leader, founder, patriarch, and torch holder, Hans Schadenfreude.  He’s a Scorpio.
Hans Schadenfreude resides here at 30 Middle Lane in Pleasantview.

Now that Hans has gotten settled into his home, it’s time to wait for that special someone to walk onto the lot.

Hans has decided to do some bird watching until it happens.

The first sim to walk onto Hans’ lot is Amy Jones.

I believe that would be a felony for Hans if he were to pursue her.

The second sim to walk onto the lot was Rod Humble.

I believe this would cause my game to explode!

Bored with bird watching and tired of waiting for “the one” to walk onto his lot, Hans goes inside to look for a job.  His dream career field was not advertised today.

Marie Rauscher comes strolling along.

Hans quickly comes out to greet her.

Hans:  If I kiss you, will you kiss me back?

Marie:  Uh.  Hmm…

Marie:  Yeah.  I’ll kiss you back.

Hans:  Hahaha!  Good!

It was a “Kiss Kiss Darling,” but still…

What the hell is going on here?!

Hans:  (internally) Wowwee!!  She’s so fine, she could catch a fish without a hook!

This groove gets totally interrupted by the neighbors coming to welcome Hans to the neighborhood.

Wanting to make a good impression, Hans whips up sushi for his guests.

I’m a little concerned about how he’s holding the knife.  It’s like a bloody accident waiting to happen.

Fortunately, there was no blood or amputations involved in Hans’ sushi preparations.

Poor Darren.  All the ladies are at the table with Hans, and Darren’s off by himself.

Darren:  It’s awfully cold over here.

The chemistry between Hans and Marie bubbled over during their meal.

Nina:  (internally) It’s like I’m not even here.

The chemistry continued bubbling after the meal.

Nina:  (internally)  Wow.  It’s like we’re not even here.

Darren:  (internally)  I want some of that.

Brandi:  Is there any more sushi?

The control of my game is now in the hands of the ACR.

The temperature was steadily rising on the inside, so Darren and Brandi went outside to throw water balloons at each other.

Inside, the chemistry between Hans and Marie morphed into a passion that burned hotter than 1,000 suns.

Hans:  I think we should exchange phone numbers.

Marie:  Yeah…

You two should probably exchange more than phone numbers.  I’m thinking…  Oh, I don’t know…  RINGS?!

Nina:  Oh my god!  Oh my god!!  They are in there totally getting it on right now!  Let’s go listen!!

Brandi:  Eww!!

Darren:  (internally) I wanna get it on.

You’ll have your chance, Darren.  You’ll have your chance…

Torch Holders: 1
Perma Platinum Sims:
Shrink Visits:
Social Worker Visits:
Accidental Deaths:
Resurrections:
Fights:
Bladder Accidents:
Top of Career:
Pass Outs:
Food Naps:

To be continued…