Going for Broke – Chapter 3: It’s Nasty!

NSFW:  Nudity & Sexual Situations

Previously, a pregnant Brandi searched all over Pleasantview for “somebody.”  After a few failures, Brandi encountered Jason Menon standing in front of her house.  They fell in love, and Jason moved in.  Shortly after Jason’s move-in, Dean Broke was born and Dustin went off to University.

Four years have passed since then.  Brandi took a job in the Education field, while Jason continued working in the Culinary field.  They saved their simoleons and left the trailer park behind.

Brandi and Jason now reside at 130 Sim Lane in Pleasantview.  It’s a bit cramped and very basic, but it’s better than Brandi’s tiny trailer.

Brandi and Jason are putting in lots of work to have a baby together.

Dina Caliente often drops by unannounced to be nosy check on Brandi’s current romance life.

Beau always runs to Brandi to give her a hug when she gets home from work.

It seems that Beau has a way with the little ladies of the neighborhood.  He’s always bringing one home with him from school.

Outside, Brandi and Jason are working overtime for that baby.

Brandi, if you and Jason are out here, then where is Dean?

I see.  You left him on the cold, kitchen floor to go have hot tub sex with your fiance.  I should call the Social Worker!

Fortunately, there was no need, as Dean was able to safely transition to a toddler.

Calvin Chalmers:  You brought me home with you from work, so that means we’re best friends now, right?!

Jason:  (nervous laugh) Slow your roll, bruh!  I had absolutely no control over that.

Neither did I!

Jason:  Son, how is the stock market going to look in the next year or two?

Beau:  I don’t know, Dad.  There are simply too many variables that contribute to the market’s performance.  However, I do know that it’s going to be higher 10 to 20 years from now.  For this reason, I suggest a minimum 10-year investment time frame if you’re going to buy stocks.

Beau, you are fucking brilliant!

Brandi:  (thinking internally) Did Jason hit the nail on the head?

Brandi:  Bllleeeeaaauuurrrrgghhh!

Porcelain God:  Yes.  Yes, he did.

Dean, I know you’re really hungry, but you shouldn’t drink from that bottle.  It’s emitting noxious gases. 

Dean:  Bllleeeeaaauuurrrrgghhh!

Told ya!

Jason:  I think we should go ahead and get married.

Brandi:  (sleepily) Mmmhmm.  Yeah.

Finally!  Someone’s paying some attention to Dean!

Beau made a smooth transition to a teenager.  Unfortunately, EAxis dressed him like one of the Village People.

This is Brittany Wendland.  Jason brought her home with him from work.  They have some serious chemistry.

Brandi, feeling threatened by that serious chemistry, farted in Brittany’s face as she ate a bowl of vegetable soup.

Brandi’s Butt:  -pbpbpbpbp-

Brittany had no fucks to give and continued eating the soup.

All was forgotten once Brandi’s baby bump showed up.  All Jason wanted to do was bond with the little one that was on the way.

It was a small ceremony attended by immediate family.

Brandi Broke is now Mrs. Brandi Menon.

As soon as the “I Dos” were said, Jason made a beeline to Angela Pleasant (who is now pregnant with her’s and Dustin’s first child).

Jason:  I’m officially family now.  Come on!  Give us a hug!

Angela:  Eww!  Hell no!  Get away!

Dustin gave a beautiful speech and toast for the newlyweds.  Then some random guy showed up.

Brandi gave Jason a thorough throat exam to make sure no cake was stuck in there.

The wedding was not a moment too soon.  Brandi went into labor that same night.

Welcome to Pleasantview, baby girl Bambi Menon.

To be continued…


Going for Broke – Chapter 2.5: Dustin’s at University

NSFW:  Sexual Situations

Dustin Broke, Dirk Dreamer, and the Pleasant twins put their financial resources together and rented a house on the campus of Sim State University.

Brandi Broke soon visited Dustin to see how things were going in his new college campus life.  Dustin enthusiastically chatted about how he had not yet declared his major.

Things were going very well for Dustin and Angela!

Likewise, for Dirk and Lilith…

…until the slapping started.

The slapping eventually turned into full on brawling any time there were idle moments.  The brawling resulted in Lilith getting her ass kicked every time.

Dirk:  Dude, our girlfriends are at it again outside.

Dustin:  Yeah.  Well, it is Wednesday.

Fearing for her life and tired of finding her ass on the end of Angela’s foot, Lilith left and moved into the Tri-Var Sorority house.

Dirk visited her quite often.

So happy to be free of Angela’s foot on her neck, Lilith spent every night celebrating by dancing badly…

…and eating pizza.

This was supposed to be about Dustin, but as always, the Pleasant twins stole the show.

To be continued.