Going for Broke – Chapter 3.5: Make Her Say…

This chapter’s focus is on Beau Broke.

Beau Broke has been bitten by the love bug.  This bug is none other than Sophie Miguel.

Beau:  (internally) Mmmhmm!  Dat ass!!

Sophie is probably the worst sim to fall for as she only has two nice points.  However, Beau believes he can be the one.

After bringing her home from school, he invites her in.  He tells her about Horatius Hummel‘s biopic and how Hummel’s life is reflected in his works.

Sophie tells Beau about her arrest for choking Mrs. CrumpleBottom.

Sophie:  She hit me with her purse, so I choked her.  Next thing I know, some cop’s grabbing my hands and cuffing me.

Sophie’s story continued over dinner.

Sophie:  She told the cops that I came for her unprovoked, but Lucky Shack’s security cameras caught the whole thing on film.  She saw me hugging on Centowski and went ballistic with that purse!

Beau loved that Sophie enjoyed dancing just as much as he did.  They danced together for hours.

Beau was attracted to Sophie’s feistiness.  He wanted her, and he put a plan in motion to get her.

He started working out every morning before school to lose that muffin top.

He lived off nothing but protein shakes for a month.

After he lost the weight, he spruced himself up.  And then…

Beau:  Look, baby.  I ain’t even gonna front. You know I want you.  You hear me knocking?

Sophie:  Ooo.  I’m hearing something.

Beau:  Then you need to let me in so we can do this.

Sophie:  That sweet swag is making me dig you like an old soul record.  Come on in, baby.

The deal is sealed with a kiss.

Beau:  Woo! Yeah!! I’m the man. I’m the man!! I’M THE MAN!!!

Beau’s sweet swag’s got Sophie’s nose wide open.

Now she can’t keep her hands off of him.

To be continued…


Going for Broke – Chapter 3: It’s Nasty!

NSFW:  Nudity & Sexual Situations

Previously, a pregnant Brandi searched all over Pleasantview for “somebody.”  After a few failures, Brandi encountered Jason Menon standing in front of her house.  They fell in love, and Jason moved in.  Shortly after Jason’s move-in, Dean Broke was born and Dustin went off to University.

Four years have passed since then.  Brandi took a job in the Education field, while Jason continued working in the Culinary field.  They saved their simoleons and left the trailer park behind.

Brandi and Jason now reside at 130 Sim Lane in Pleasantview.  It’s a bit cramped and very basic, but it’s better than Brandi’s tiny trailer.

Brandi and Jason are putting in lots of work to have a baby together.

Dina Caliente often drops by unannounced to be nosy check on Brandi’s current romance life.

Beau always runs to Brandi to give her a hug when she gets home from work.

It seems that Beau has a way with the little ladies of the neighborhood.  He’s always bringing one home with him from school.

Outside, Brandi and Jason are working overtime for that baby.

Brandi, if you and Jason are out here, then where is Dean?

I see.  You left him on the cold, kitchen floor to go have hot tub sex with your fiance.  I should call the Social Worker!

Fortunately, there was no need, as Dean was able to safely transition to a toddler.

Calvin Chalmers:  You brought me home with you from work, so that means we’re best friends now, right?!

Jason:  (nervous laugh) Slow your roll, bruh!  I had absolutely no control over that.

Neither did I!

Jason:  Son, how is the stock market going to look in the next year or two?

Beau:  I don’t know, Dad.  There are simply too many variables that contribute to the market’s performance.  However, I do know that it’s going to be higher 10 to 20 years from now.  For this reason, I suggest a minimum 10-year investment time frame if you’re going to buy stocks.

Beau, you are fucking brilliant!

Brandi:  (thinking internally) Did Jason hit the nail on the head?

Brandi:  Bllleeeeaaauuurrrrgghhh!

Porcelain God:  Yes.  Yes, he did.

Dean, I know you’re really hungry, but you shouldn’t drink from that bottle.  It’s emitting noxious gases. 

Dean:  Bllleeeeaaauuurrrrgghhh!

Told ya!

Jason:  I think we should go ahead and get married.

Brandi:  (sleepily) Mmmhmm.  Yeah.

Finally!  Someone’s paying some attention to Dean!

Beau made a smooth transition to a teenager.  Unfortunately, EAxis dressed him like one of the Village People.

This is Brittany Wendland.  Jason brought her home with him from work.  They have some serious chemistry.

Brandi, feeling threatened by that serious chemistry, farted in Brittany’s face as she ate a bowl of vegetable soup.

Brandi’s Butt:  -pbpbpbpbp-

Brittany had no fucks to give and continued eating the soup.

All was forgotten once Brandi’s baby bump showed up.  All Jason wanted to do was bond with the little one that was on the way.

It was a small ceremony attended by immediate family.

Brandi Broke is now Mrs. Brandi Menon.

As soon as the “I Dos” were said, Jason made a beeline to Angela Pleasant (who is now pregnant with her’s and Dustin’s first child).

Jason:  I’m officially family now.  Come on!  Give us a hug!

Angela:  Eww!  Hell no!  Get away!

Dustin gave a beautiful speech and toast for the newlyweds.  Then some random guy showed up.

Brandi gave Jason a thorough throat exam to make sure no cake was stuck in there.

The wedding was not a moment too soon.  Brandi went into labor that same night.

Welcome to Pleasantview, baby girl Bambi Menon.

To be continued…

Going For Broke – Chapter 2: Are You That Somebody?


NSFW:  Nudity & Sexual Situations

Where we last left off:  Brandi, a widowed mother of two children, finds out that she’s pregnant and consults her friends, the Caliente sisters, Nina and Dina.  Nina tells Brandi that she needs to get herself a Sugar Daddy.


Brandi:  A what?


Nina Caliente:  A Sugar Daddy!  Some older man with money to spend on you and your kids.

Dina Caliente:  Well, in your case, you’ll be lucky just to find a Daddy.

Nina Caliente:  Just get out there and find somebody!


Taking the advice of her friends, Brandi sets out to find that somebody.

But, where does a woman with only §19 to her name go to look for that somebody?


Brandi decided to try the bookstore.

Should be lots of people there, right?



The only eligible candidate there was Michael Haggerty.  Brandi happily greeted him…


…and liked what she saw.

No!  Just… NO!  I will not let this happen, Brandi!


Brandi had been all over Pleasantview searching for that somebody.  It was dark by the time Brandi met Calvin Kim at the shopping center.


She couldn’t stand him, but he seemed to like her.


The next morning, in her front yard, Brandi met Ethan Barrett.


Brandi:  Umm…

Ethan Barrett:  Am I no good?

No, you’re not.  Please kick rocks.


The search for that somebody is extremely exhausting.  Brandi severed her entire face in a bowl of soup and didn’t feel a thing.

That looks…………painful.


Oh, Beau!  I totally forgot about you.  You grew up well.


Brandi needs additional §§§ soon.  Surviving off spoiled food has not been good for her health.


Apparently the SimGod was watching Brandi’s poverty struggle.  Brandi found Jason Menon standing in front of her house.

What did this pregnant, widowed, mother living alone do?  She let him in, of course.  And thought he was HOT.


Turns out, Jason likes to watch Brandi.  He watched Brandi as she watched TV.


He watched as Brandi peed on herself because Dustin was hogging the bathroom.  As she cried miserably, and began to smell, Jason continued to watch.


He even watched as Brandi took a much needed bath.

Is it weird that Brandi doesn’t seem to mind that he’s there?


The next morning, as Brandi slept, Dustin took it upon himself to make breakfast for himself and Beau.  Unfortunately, Dustin burns whatever he touches…


…and damn near poisoned his little brother.

That’s supposed to be cheesy grits, y’all!


While Dustin and Beau were away at school, Brandi cleaned her pee-soaked home.  It took her six hours!


Beau was so excited about his A+ report card that he busted in on Brandi while she was using the toilet.


After looking out of the window, Beau tells Brandi that there’s a strange man hanging around their house.  When Dustin and Brandi go to check it out, they find Jason Menon hanging around like it’s no big deal.


Brandi let Jason Menon know that she thinks he’s smokin’ HOT, then invited him in.


Jason Menon joined Dustin for an awkward version of the Smustle.


He joined Brandi and Dustin for a meager cheeseburger dinner.


Jason Menon:  Brandi, where is the father of your baby?

Brandi:  He passed away not so long ago.

Dustin:  Dad drowned while building the swimming pool in the backyard.

Jason Menon:  That’s unfortunate.

Brandi:  Umm, Jason…  Could you possibly be…that…somebody?

Jason Menon:  Perhaps…


Dustin left Brandi and Jason Menon alone so that he could help Beau get a little screen time.


That alone time was just what Jason Menon needed to make his move.


They quickly sealed the deal.


Jason Menon fell asleep with a smile on his face.


The next afternoon, Dustin was hyped to show Brandi his A+ report card, but all Brandi could do was stare out the window and think about Jason Menon.


Brandi asked Jason Menon to move in.

Well, he’s not wealthy, but §6,000 is WAY better than having only §19!


After moving in, Jason immediately jumped into the role of step-father.  He made breakfast for Dustin and Beau.


Jason even joined them in watching their favorite television programs.


Unfortunately, the bathroom seems to always be occupied and that has reduced Brandi to taking sponge baths in the kitchen sink.


Overall, Brandi, Dustin, and Beau are happier since Jason moved in.


Brandi:  Ooo!!  All that happy dancing induced my labor!!!


Welcome to Pleasantview, baby boy Dean Broke!


Brandi and Jason immediately got to work on having a baby of their own!

To be continued…



Going For Broke – Chapter 1: Get Yourself a Sugar Daddy


55 Woodland Drive


Brandi Broke.  Beautiful, recently widowed, and living in Pleasantview’s trailer park.  This is her story.


Brandi:  OK, Beau.  As soon as you learn how to walk, you’ve got to get a part-time job.  We need the money.

Really, Brandi?  You’re going to put little Beau to work?!


Brandi:  Om nom nom…  Nothing like cold, seven day old pizza!

Seven?  Did you say seven day old pizza?!  Brandi!

A few hours later, the school bus pulls up and drops Dustin off at home.


Brandi:  Your grades are absolutely awful!  You’ve got to do better!!  If you fail your classes, you’ll lose your part time job!!!  That CANNOT happen!!!!  This household relies on your part-time paycheck!!!!!

Dustin:  Mom…  Umm…  Can…



Brandi:  What?!  What is it, Dustin?!

Dustin:  Can you not do this in front of my girlfriend?

Angela Pleasant:  (off screen) Hi, Mrs. Broke.


Dustin:  (kicks trash can) Dammit, Mom!  It’s always about money with her!!  I’m SO sick of it!!!

Outside, while Dustin was releasing his frustrations on the trash can; inside, a new frustration was about to be born.


Brandi:  WAAA!!!  What happened to my clothes?!  I’m pregnant?!


Dustin:  You’re the only one that gets me, Angela.

Angela Pleasant:  You’re the only one that understands me, Dustin.  Wanna sneak out tonight?

Dustin:  Okay.


While Dustin struggled with his homework outside on the cold, hard concrete…


…Brandi gave Beau his evening bath…


…then called up her friend, Nina Caliente.

Brandi:  I need to vent and I need some advice.  Can you and Dina come over tomorrow?

Nina:  Yeah, we’ll stop by.  No problem.

Brandi, I’m not so sure about you seeking advice from the Caliente sisters.


As Brandi slept…


…Dustin snuck out to be with Angela Pleasant in a car that was OBVIOUSLY stolen.


At about 3:30 AM, Dustin’s ride back home was in the back seat of a Pleasantview patrol car…


…with a police officer that forced him to do the “walk of shame.”


Brandi slept through the entire law enforcement debacle.  So Dustin was able to board the school bus later that morning like nothing happened.

As Dustin headed off to school, Brandi was visited by the Caliente sisters.


Nina:  I see.  So, Skip left you with a little something to remember him by.

Dina:  What are you going to do, Brandi?

Nina:  Well, seems like the answer should be simple.  You should get yourself a Sugar Daddy!


Brandi:  A what?

To be continued…