Growing Up Goth – Prequel

NSFW:  Nudity & Sexual Situations

Author’s Note: This is just a boring, brief, picture heavy prequel. Their stories will begin in the next update.

It is a gorgeous day in Pleasantview.  The perfect day for a wedding.

Yes!  Cassandra Goth’s patience has paid off.  Don Lothario has finally stopped running away at high speeds, and decided to do the honorable thing.

Yeah, you can tell by the red glow of the rings above Don’s head that this is a really bad idea.  He’s actually looking directly at Nina Caliente.

But that’s not all…

Mortimer Goth made sure to get his money’s worth out of the wedding planning and decorations.  He and Dina Caliente also tied the knot that day.

That’s Mortimer’s loyal Servo Benjamin looking on from the left.

Michael Batchelor left her penniless and in a shitty condo.

Don is now a resident in the Goth home.  He and Cassandra could not begin their post-nuptials celebration because dear Alexander was using their bed as a trampoline.

Things weren’t faring any better in the master bedroom.  Dina was absolutely horrified by the sight of Mortimer’s saggy, old man body.

Her lust for serious financial security helped conquer her horror.

Things were also going well for Don and Cassandra.

Things were going so well for both couples, as a matter of fact, that Cassandra and Dina got pregnant that night.

Mortimer worked in a round two for good measure.

In order to keep Alexander from begging to come along, the newlyweds left for their honeymoon at Takemizu Village in the wee hours of the morning.

They arrived at Takemizu Village Resort and couldn’t wait to check into their hotel rooms.

Dina, one does not kickstart their honeymoon by crawling to the toilet to throw up.

Now that’s how you kickstart a honeymoon!

Don and Cassandra didn’t kickstart anything except sleep.

For some reason, Mortimer came and slept on the couch in their hotel room.

I guess he’s not quite ready to let his daughter go yet.

That’s Don and Cassandra lighting sparks of love in the sauna.

It’s late at night and Mortimer is offering to tell a little girl her fortune.

What?  Why?

Don’s been in the sauna too long.

I honestly forgot he was in there!

Mortimer wanted to learn how to teleport, but the Ninja felt that he wasn’t worthy.  Poor Mortimer was left on the sidewalk feeling some kind of way.

Three of the honeymooners thought it would be fun to dress up like the locals.  Mortimer wasn’t going out like that.

But, he did update his look a little bit to keep up with the young’uns.

Father – Daughter Dance Off

Mortimer and Dina make the most of the time they have before check out.

Apparently, Cassandra had a VERY good time!

To be continued…



Going For Broke – Chapter 2: Are You That Somebody?


NSFW:  Nudity & Sexual Situations

Where we last left off:  Brandi, a widowed mother of two children, finds out that she’s pregnant and consults her friends, the Caliente sisters, Nina and Dina.  Nina tells Brandi that she needs to get herself a Sugar Daddy.


Brandi:  A what?


Nina Caliente:  A Sugar Daddy!  Some older man with money to spend on you and your kids.

Dina Caliente:  Well, in your case, you’ll be lucky just to find a Daddy.

Nina Caliente:  Just get out there and find somebody!


Taking the advice of her friends, Brandi sets out to find that somebody.

But, where does a woman with only §19 to her name go to look for that somebody?


Brandi decided to try the bookstore.

Should be lots of people there, right?



The only eligible candidate there was Michael Haggerty.  Brandi happily greeted him…


…and liked what she saw.

No!  Just… NO!  I will not let this happen, Brandi!


Brandi had been all over Pleasantview searching for that somebody.  It was dark by the time Brandi met Calvin Kim at the shopping center.


She couldn’t stand him, but he seemed to like her.


The next morning, in her front yard, Brandi met Ethan Barrett.


Brandi:  Umm…

Ethan Barrett:  Am I no good?

No, you’re not.  Please kick rocks.


The search for that somebody is extremely exhausting.  Brandi severed her entire face in a bowl of soup and didn’t feel a thing.

That looks…………painful.


Oh, Beau!  I totally forgot about you.  You grew up well.


Brandi needs additional §§§ soon.  Surviving off spoiled food has not been good for her health.


Apparently the SimGod was watching Brandi’s poverty struggle.  Brandi found Jason Menon standing in front of her house.

What did this pregnant, widowed, mother living alone do?  She let him in, of course.  And thought he was HOT.


Turns out, Jason likes to watch Brandi.  He watched Brandi as she watched TV.


He watched as Brandi peed on herself because Dustin was hogging the bathroom.  As she cried miserably, and began to smell, Jason continued to watch.


He even watched as Brandi took a much needed bath.

Is it weird that Brandi doesn’t seem to mind that he’s there?


The next morning, as Brandi slept, Dustin took it upon himself to make breakfast for himself and Beau.  Unfortunately, Dustin burns whatever he touches…


…and damn near poisoned his little brother.

That’s supposed to be cheesy grits, y’all!


While Dustin and Beau were away at school, Brandi cleaned her pee-soaked home.  It took her six hours!


Beau was so excited about his A+ report card that he busted in on Brandi while she was using the toilet.


After looking out of the window, Beau tells Brandi that there’s a strange man hanging around their house.  When Dustin and Brandi go to check it out, they find Jason Menon hanging around like it’s no big deal.


Brandi let Jason Menon know that she thinks he’s smokin’ HOT, then invited him in.


Jason Menon joined Dustin for an awkward version of the Smustle.


He joined Brandi and Dustin for a meager cheeseburger dinner.


Jason Menon:  Brandi, where is the father of your baby?

Brandi:  He passed away not so long ago.

Dustin:  Dad drowned while building the swimming pool in the backyard.

Jason Menon:  That’s unfortunate.

Brandi:  Umm, Jason…  Could you possibly be…that…somebody?

Jason Menon:  Perhaps…


Dustin left Brandi and Jason Menon alone so that he could help Beau get a little screen time.


That alone time was just what Jason Menon needed to make his move.


They quickly sealed the deal.


Jason Menon fell asleep with a smile on his face.


The next afternoon, Dustin was hyped to show Brandi his A+ report card, but all Brandi could do was stare out the window and think about Jason Menon.


Brandi asked Jason Menon to move in.

Well, he’s not wealthy, but §6,000 is WAY better than having only §19!


After moving in, Jason immediately jumped into the role of step-father.  He made breakfast for Dustin and Beau.


Jason even joined them in watching their favorite television programs.


Unfortunately, the bathroom seems to always be occupied and that has reduced Brandi to taking sponge baths in the kitchen sink.


Overall, Brandi, Dustin, and Beau are happier since Jason moved in.


Brandi:  Ooo!!  All that happy dancing induced my labor!!!


Welcome to Pleasantview, baby boy Dean Broke!


Brandi and Jason immediately got to work on having a baby of their own!

To be continued…



Going For Broke – Chapter 1: Get Yourself a Sugar Daddy


55 Woodland Drive


Brandi Broke.  Beautiful, recently widowed, and living in Pleasantview’s trailer park.  This is her story.


Brandi:  OK, Beau.  As soon as you learn how to walk, you’ve got to get a part-time job.  We need the money.

Really, Brandi?  You’re going to put little Beau to work?!


Brandi:  Om nom nom…  Nothing like cold, seven day old pizza!

Seven?  Did you say seven day old pizza?!  Brandi!

A few hours later, the school bus pulls up and drops Dustin off at home.


Brandi:  Your grades are absolutely awful!  You’ve got to do better!!  If you fail your classes, you’ll lose your part time job!!!  That CANNOT happen!!!!  This household relies on your part-time paycheck!!!!!

Dustin:  Mom…  Umm…  Can…



Brandi:  What?!  What is it, Dustin?!

Dustin:  Can you not do this in front of my girlfriend?

Angela Pleasant:  (off screen) Hi, Mrs. Broke.


Dustin:  (kicks trash can) Dammit, Mom!  It’s always about money with her!!  I’m SO sick of it!!!

Outside, while Dustin was releasing his frustrations on the trash can; inside, a new frustration was about to be born.


Brandi:  WAAA!!!  What happened to my clothes?!  I’m pregnant?!


Dustin:  You’re the only one that gets me, Angela.

Angela Pleasant:  You’re the only one that understands me, Dustin.  Wanna sneak out tonight?

Dustin:  Okay.


While Dustin struggled with his homework outside on the cold, hard concrete…


…Brandi gave Beau his evening bath…


…then called up her friend, Nina Caliente.

Brandi:  I need to vent and I need some advice.  Can you and Dina come over tomorrow?

Nina:  Yeah, we’ll stop by.  No problem.

Brandi, I’m not so sure about you seeking advice from the Caliente sisters.


As Brandi slept…


…Dustin snuck out to be with Angela Pleasant in a car that was OBVIOUSLY stolen.


At about 3:30 AM, Dustin’s ride back home was in the back seat of a Pleasantview patrol car…


…with a police officer that forced him to do the “walk of shame.”


Brandi slept through the entire law enforcement debacle.  So Dustin was able to board the school bus later that morning like nothing happened.

As Dustin headed off to school, Brandi was visited by the Caliente sisters.


Nina:  I see.  So, Skip left you with a little something to remember him by.

Dina:  What are you going to do, Brandi?

Nina:  Well, seems like the answer should be simple.  You should get yourself a Sugar Daddy!


Brandi:  A what?

To be continued…