NSFW: Nudity & Sexual Situations
Where we last left off: Brandi, a widowed mother of two children, finds out that she’s pregnant and consults her friends, the Caliente sisters, Nina and Dina. Nina tells Brandi that she needs to get herself a Sugar Daddy.
Brandi: A what?
Nina Caliente: A Sugar Daddy! Some older man with money to spend on you and your kids.
Dina Caliente: Well, in your case, you’ll be lucky just to find a Daddy.
Nina Caliente: Just get out there and find somebody!
Taking the advice of her friends, Brandi sets out to find that somebody.
But, where does a woman with only §19 to her name go to look for that somebody?
Brandi decided to try the bookstore.
Should be lots of people there, right?
The only eligible candidate there was Michael Haggerty. Brandi happily greeted him…
…and liked what she saw.
No! Just… NO! I will not let this happen, Brandi!
Brandi had been all over Pleasantview searching for that somebody. It was dark by the time Brandi met Calvin Kim at the shopping center.
She couldn’t stand him, but he seemed to like her.
The next morning, in her front yard, Brandi met Ethan Barrett.
Ethan Barrett: Am I no good?
No, you’re not. Please kick rocks.
The search for that somebody is extremely exhausting. Brandi severed her entire face in a bowl of soup and didn’t feel a thing.
Oh, Beau! I totally forgot about you. You grew up well.
Brandi needs additional §§§ soon. Surviving off spoiled food has not been good for her health.
Apparently the SimGod was watching Brandi’s poverty struggle. Brandi found Jason Menon standing in front of her house.
What did this pregnant, widowed, mother living alone do? She let him in, of course. And thought he was HOT.
Turns out, Jason likes to watch Brandi. He watched Brandi as she watched TV.
He watched as Brandi peed on herself because Dustin was hogging the bathroom. As she cried miserably, and began to smell, Jason continued to watch.
He even watched as Brandi took a much needed bath.
Is it weird that Brandi doesn’t seem to mind that he’s there?
The next morning, as Brandi slept, Dustin took it upon himself to make breakfast for himself and Beau. Unfortunately, Dustin burns whatever he touches…
…and damn near poisoned his little brother.
That’s supposed to be cheesy grits, y’all!
While Dustin and Beau were away at school, Brandi cleaned her pee-soaked home. It took her six hours!
Beau was so excited about his A+ report card that he busted in on Brandi while she was using the toilet.
After looking out of the window, Beau tells Brandi that there’s a strange man hanging around their house. When Dustin and Brandi go to check it out, they find Jason Menon hanging around like it’s no big deal.
Brandi let Jason Menon know that she thinks he’s smokin’ HOT, then invited him in.
Jason Menon joined Dustin for an awkward version of the Smustle.
He joined Brandi and Dustin for a meager cheeseburger dinner.
Jason Menon: Brandi, where is the father of your baby?
Brandi: He passed away not so long ago.
Dustin: Dad drowned while building the swimming pool in the backyard.
Jason Menon: That’s unfortunate.
Brandi: Umm, Jason… Could you possibly be…that…somebody?
Jason Menon: Perhaps…
Dustin left Brandi and Jason Menon alone so that he could help Beau get a little screen time.
That alone time was just what Jason Menon needed to make his move.
They quickly sealed the deal.
Jason Menon fell asleep with a smile on his face.
The next afternoon, Dustin was hyped to show Brandi his A+ report card, but all Brandi could do was stare out the window and think about Jason Menon.
Brandi asked Jason Menon to move in.
Well, he’s not wealthy, but §6,000 is WAY better than having only §19!
After moving in, Jason immediately jumped into the role of step-father. He made breakfast for Dustin and Beau.
Jason even joined them in watching their favorite television programs.
Unfortunately, the bathroom seems to always be occupied and that has reduced Brandi to taking sponge baths in the kitchen sink.
Overall, Brandi, Dustin, and Beau are happier since Jason moved in.
Brandi: Ooo!! All that happy dancing induced my labor!!!
Welcome to Pleasantview, baby boy Dean Broke!
Brandi and Jason immediately got to work on having a baby of their own!
To be continued…