The Schadenfreude Legacy 1.6

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Riskacy:  Having the founder and heirs marry (or breed with) the first adult Sim of the opposite (or same) gender that walks onto the lot.


NSFW:  Nudity and Sexual Situations

Marie Schadenfreude has been dead for about one week.  It is now time for Hans to take another mate.  However, since Marie’s death…

Baby Blasa has aged up to a toddler.

Armin is still dealing with the loss of his mother and takes his hurt and anger out on the plants in the flower bed.

The girls seem to be doing just fine and spend their days skillbuilding together.

Hans is working on skillbuilding as well.  He needs to get promoted in order to earn the remaining §7,000 needed to move into a bigger home.

~*~

This is surprising since she was unfortunate enough to witness Death take her mother away.  I was sure she would be scarred for life behind that.

~*~

The first female to set foot on Hans’ lot while he was home just happened to be the Nanny, Kendal Lawson.  However, there is no way things could workout like this.

So, Kendal was aged back to the Adult Life Stage, and WOW!!

Did I break the ISBI legacy rules?  Probably.  Do I care?  Nope.

In front of the garbage and everybody, they hit it off quite well.

Hitting it off with Kendal was not enough for Hans.  He was later flirting with a VERY pregnant AND married, Cassandra Lothario whom he brought home with him from work.

Ada:  Daddy, is this our new mommy?

Kendal paid the flirting no mind as she was still in Nanny mode and busied herself with taking care of Blasa.

Kendal:  Hans, I wouldn’t mind bearing your children.

So, they get right to it!

After moving in the next morning, the first thing Kendal does is get on the computer to chat it up with some Pleasantview dudes.

~*~

Armin is a knowledgeable Aries that finds Formal Wear and potential partners that are good at cleaning to be attractive.  He despises red hair.  He is bi-sexual.

~*~

+1 for Food Naps!

+1 for Pass Outs!  She was so close, too.  Just a few more steps and she would have made it to the bed.

Kendal:  Urgh!!  Girls just want to have fun!  Curse you, SimGod!!  Why won’t you let me have fun?!

Armin has fun by watching his sister dream about him as she sleeps.  He’s a very doting brother.

~*~

The house is in a serious state of neglect.  The toilet is so disgusting that one could probably catch a staph infection just from standing next to it.

~*~

Pop!

~*~

The afterlife has turned Marie into a bitch of a ghost!  She scared her own son so badly that he wet himself.

+1 for self wetting!

~*~

The bamboo trees were struck by lightning and set ablaze.  Not a single household member came out to see what was going on.

A few hours later…

When Hans finally woke up, he called the Fire Department.

So, what does Hans do after receiving these instructions from the Firefighter?

He goes and stands right in the middle of the fire, because……….why not?

I seriously thought that Hans was going to be a goner and this legacy would be over.

Thankfully, the second Firefighter comes and shoves the hose of the fire extinguisher up Hans’ ass!

That’s all you have to say?!

~*~

Things returned to normal after the fire.  Well, if cracking your adorable little sister’s skull with a softball is considered normal…..then…..yeah.

~*~

Hans ties the knot for a second time.

Immediately after the vows, Kendal goes into worry mode over money.

Welcome to the family, Kendal!  Please try not to die!!

~*~

Unable to afford a honeymoon, Hans and his family return home after the ceremony.  He immediately uses his “powers of persuasion” to get some much needed elbow grease done around the house.

Armin did the yard work…

…and the Nanny took care of cleaning, starting with the Staphylococcus infected toilet.

While the others worked, Hans and Kendal christened the bed as husband and wife.

Christening ceremony completed.  Now it’s time to build those skills.  Got to get that promotion!

No one was paying attention to Ada.  She was sunburned from staying outside too long.

No one was paying attention when Blasa aged up to a child.

Blasa’s age up pissed Ada off for some reason.

~*~

The next morning, Blasa was pissed off at Ada for being pissed off about her age up.

While Hans and Kendal were watching a boxing match on TV…

…there was a real live one going on in the kids’ room.  Armin was undisturbed.  Blasa – 1/1.  Ada – 0/1.

+1 for Fights!

20 minutes later on the TV…

…20 minutes later in the kids’ room.  Blasa – 1/2.  Ada – 1/2.

+1 for Fights!

I’m sure Blasa is wishing that this bed was Ada’s face.

Meanwhile, Ada gets attention from her doting older brother.

Poor Kendal can’t shower because someone else is always there.  That’s a problem when there’s five people and only one bathroom.

Hans fulfilled his want to study Parenting AND the household got some much needed Simoleons!

~*~

Both sisters get along well with Armin.  They just do not seem to like each other.

Ada looks like she really needed that hug from her father.  I guess when you’ve had two fist fights with your sister that were only 20 minutes apart, you need all the affection you can get.

Armin looks on as the ghost of his dearly departed mother raids the fridge.

He then tucks his sister, Ada, into bed before calling it a night himself.

His doting nature when it comes to Ada borders on creepy to me.

Two hours later…

Armin:  Urgh!!  Why am I the one that has to see this?!

Kendal:  OK!  Breathe, breathe, breathe, like we were taught in Lamaze class.  Hee Hee Hoo.  Hee Hee Hoo.  Hee Hee Hoo.

Baby boy, Bach is born!

He is the cutest baby ever born in Pleasantview!  I’m totally biased.  I know.

To officially welcome baby Bach into the family, Ada and Blasa hold a slugfest right next to his crib.  Blasa – 2/3.  Ada – 1/3.

+1 for Fights!

For good measure, they hold another slugfest just a few minutes later.  Blasa – 3/4.  Ada – 1/4.

+1 for Fights!

Welcome to jungle, Bach!

Torch Holders: 1
Perma Platinum Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Accidental Deaths: 1
Resurrections: 0
Fights: 4
Bladder Accidents: 3
Top of Career: 0
Pass Outs: 2
Food Naps: 3

To be continued…

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The Schadenfreude Legacy 1.5

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Riskacy:  Having the founder and heirs marry (or breed with) the first adult Sim of the opposite (or same) gender that walks onto the lot.


NSFW:  Nudity and Sexual Situations

An awesome way to start an update.

Marie has lovingly acknowledged Armin.  In the last update, she regarded him as something one would scrape off the bottom of their shoe.

Looks like baby #3 is on the way.

Pizza.

Hans doesn’t need co-workers coming over.  He needs to earn §20,000 so he can move into a larger home.

He’s getting closer the the financial goal.

This is Nolan Jones, the co-worker that Hans invited over.  He danced in front of the radio for hours while Hans totally ignored him.

He was also totally ignored by Marie after she came home from work.

Nolan Jones:  (internally)  It’s lonely over here.

Go home, then!

Autonomously, Marie is very good about feeding Ada, but aside from that, she has no idea of what else to do for her.

First pop!

This pregnancy is already taking a toll on Marie.

She’s so bad off that she’s started having nightmares.

Armin always comes to give her hugs.  It’s like he knows that his mother is really bad off.

However, tossing a ball at night, in the rain, with her son is not going to make her fare any better.

Second pop caught at a really awkward moment.

Armin received a call from some random neighborhood kid and they talked like they’d known each other for ages even though they’ve never met.

Amin Sims is everybody’s friend.  Honestly, I have no idea how he even got there.  I think he just showed up and walked on into the house.

Things for Marie have gone from bad to worse.  She put Ada in her crib and ALMOST made it to the bed.  Unfortunately, she passed out right next to it.

Ada has aged up to a toddler and she is beautiful.  It looks like she has Marie’s lips and Hans’ nose.  I love the eyes against her dark skin!

Marie’s misery is heartbreaking to watch.  I’ve already used her one command, so there’s nothing I can do for her now.

Marie went into bladder failure and hunger desperation as soon as she got out of the shower.

While Marie is inside having a bad time, Hans is outside working on those two logic skill points that he needs for his next promotion.

Instead of doing his homework, Armin opts to destroy the sofa.

In their filthy bathroom, Marie goes into labor while standing in a puddle of her own pee.

Baby girl, Blasa Schadenfreude has arrived.  She looks exactly like Ada.

Marie went back into hunger desperation.

She went to stuff her face in the fridge.

Harry Monroe, because Sally O’Minky sounds like a loser name.

Yes!  Only §12,000 to go.

Then, just as Hans was pulling into the driveway, this happened…

Death:  (demonic voice)  I’m sorry you have to witness this, little one.

By the time Hans came in the house, Marie had been reduced to an urn.  It was too late for him to plead for her life.  No doubt that Ada will probably be traumatized for the rest of her life.

Instead of being devastated by the loss of his wife of 21 sim days, and the mother of his three children, Hans…

…and Brandi (who is married to Jason Menon) start making out right beside Marie’s urn.

What in the nine circles of hell is going on here?!

As if she sensed some shiggity, Marie started haunting the house immediately and in broad daylight.

What?!  Your wife died of starvation this week!!

Armin was the only one that mourned Marie’s death.


RIP
Marie Rauscher Schadenfreude

Torch Holders: 1
Perma Platinum Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Accidental Deaths: 1
Resurrections: 0
Fights: 0
Bladder Accidents: 2
Top of Career: 0
Pass Outs: 1
Food Naps: 2

To be continued…

The Schadenfreude Legacy 1.4

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Riskacy:  Having the founder and heirs marry (or breed with) the first adult Sim of the opposite (or same) gender that walks onto the lot.


NSFW:  Underwear!

There is a daily routine in the Schadenfreude home.

  1.  The Nanny insults and laughs at Marie throughout the day.

2.  Marie lies on the couch stewing in her own anger.

Marie:  (internally) I’m going to strangle that old crow one day.  Believe it!

3.  Makoto St. Julien comes by just to kick the trash can.

Then Hans comes home.  This time with a promotion!

He greets Armin.

He greets Marie.

And lastly, he gets a little afternoon pick-me-up.

Armin has aged up to a toddler, and none too soon, because…

A tuxedo, EAxis?  Really?!

Marie, I really don’t think it’s wise to be drinking in your condition.

Marie:  Shut up.  I need this.

It sucks for Hans being the only controllable sim on the lot.  There’s not enough simoleons to pay for a maid, so anytime there’s a mess, he’s the one to clean it up.

While Hans was cleaning up the mess Makoto St. Julien left, Marie was making a mess of her own.

The Schadenfreude house also has an evening routine.

  1.  Hans bathes Armin.

2.  Hans feeds Armin dinner.

3.  Hans works on studying skills for his next promotion.

~*~

OK.  Let’s go with “Turn in the Role Sheet”.

Dammit!

He looks pitiful.  I’m sorry, Hans.

Hans cried several times that day.

He cried before answering the phone…

…and he cried after he finished his dinner.

However, an affectionate hug from Marie made him feel better and he was able to function again.

He gave Armin a bath…

…read him a story, and then put him to bed.

Hans was finally able to bed down for the night as well.  Unfortunately, as soon as he closed his eyes…

Armin started screaming at the top of his lungs.  He screamed so loud that an extra mouth appeared under the one he already had.

Hans doesn’t look too thrilled about having his sleep interrupted.

Hans:  Congratulations on your engagement, Marie!

Marie:  Honey, are you running a fever?

No.  He’s just suffering from extreme sleep deprivation.

~*~

You’ve been completely uncontrolled ignored and still had a so-so week.  That’s pretty impressive.

Hans needs more charisma in order to get that next promotion.

Simoleons for a gardener is not in their budget, so Hans is also taking care of the flowers and shrubs.

While Hans was outside being a workhorse, Marie was inside playing a game until she jumped into her second trimester.

~*~

Didn’t we do this already?  What the hell?!  I’ll go with “Alter the Role Sheet” this time.

Whew!

Shouldn’t Samantha Ottomas be on maternity leave?

Hans:  Woo!  Yeah!!  I’m the man.  I’m the man!!  I’M THE MAN!!!

Hans eagerly talks to Samantha about his wife’s pregnancy.

Marie:  (internally) The knight captures the enemy piece.

Armin aged up to a child, and none too soon because…

Marie:  -eeeyouch uggh yeow-

Hans:  Why did you have to go into labor right there?  I was going to get another grilled cheese sandwich.

Welcome to Pleasantview, baby girl Ada Schadenfreude.  She has Hans’ eyes!  Yay!!

Hans is proud.

Marie:  Eww!  What is that?!  Get it away from me!!

Hans:  That is our oldest son, Armin.

Armin:  -sad-

I have concerns about the future of their relationship.

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Bladder Accidents: 1
Top of Career:
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Food Naps: 1

To be continued…

The Schadenfreude Legacy 1.3

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Riskacy:  Having the founder and heirs marry (or breed with) the first adult Sim of the opposite (or same) gender that walks onto the lot.


NSFW:  Sexual Situations

With Marie on maternity leave and Hans unemployed, the bills are starting to pile up.

Hans gives his search for his dream job another try.  Unfortunately, it was not in the listings on this day either.

Hans and Marie are living off of love right now.

Marie enters the second trimester of her pregnancy…

…and starts working on baby #2 even though she hasn’t popped out baby #1.

The next day, Hans gives the newspaper a try and BOOYAH, a job in the Education field is available!  Hans is now employed as a Playground Monitor.

Sorry.  I forgot to get the screenshots.

Hans:  I’m finally going to get to punch a time clock and bring some money home!

Marie:  I’m so glad.  Now we can save money to buy a bigger house.

Yeah, cause the tiny two bedroom you’re in now is going to get quite uncomfortable soon.

Marie naps a lot during her pregnancy.  She naps in chairs, on the sofa…

…and even in her food.  Hans looks to be amused by this.

Marie found herself in bladder desperation when she woke up from her food nap.  She was SO close, but Hans already had possession of the toilet.  Oh, well…

It seems that the trauma of wetting herself induced labor.

Welcome to Pleasantview baby boy Armin Schadenfreude!  He has Marie’s eye color and Hans’ complexion.

Things got really bad for Marie after she put Armin in his crib.  She smelled horrible and was starving.

She continued to complain about hunger desperation even with a grilled cheese sandwich right in front of her.

As Hans gave a bath to baby Armin, Marie continued to complain about hunger desperation.

This would be such an adorable scene if Marie wasn’t in the background emitting a stench and raising hell.

Your hand is on the grilled cheese sandwich, Marie.  Why aren’t you picking it up and eating it?!

As Hans busted some moves, Marie continued to complain about her hunger desperation.

As if to add emphasis to her plight, she stood up and complained more.

There is a perfectly good grilled cheese sandwich on the table behind you, Marie.  Please eat it!

Marie continued the complaining throughout the night.  The next morning, Hans cleaned up the table, made and served breakfast.  She sat down, and continued to complain about her hunger desperation…even with the bowl of cheese grits right in front of her.

Hans:  Why are you waving your hand around like that?  Do you want me to buy you another ring?

Marie:  I’m SOOOOOOO hungry!!!!  I want to eat!!!

By now, all of Marie’s motives were in the red.  I was really afraid that she was going to die, and I didn’t want to start this legacy with the mother dying young.  So, I used Marie’s one command to make her eat.

All is well.

Marie seems to have tendencies to do things that go against her well being…

…like holding baby Armin until her motives drop.  If she goes into full blown desperation again, Grim is going to take her away.

Hans sets off for his first day on the job.

Let’s go with the bottle of nectar.

Yes!

Torch Holders: 1
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Fights:
Bladder Accidents: 1
Top of Career:
Pass Outs:
Food Naps: 1

To be continued…

The Schadenfreude Legacy 1.2

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Riskacy:  Having the founder and heirs marry (or breed with) the first adult Sim of the opposite (or same) gender that walks onto the lot.


Hans’ morning did not get off to a good start.  He wondered if burning his breakfast was an indicator of how his day would go.

Hans felt much better about his day when Marie unexpectedly showed up at his place.

Hans:  Let’s not be so quick to hit the sheets today.  I wanna take you out.

Marie:  A date?

Hans:  Yes.  Let’s go.

Marie climbed into Hans’ little hooptie and they headed Downtown.

At Londoste, Hans presented Marie with an engagement ring and popped the question.  Of course, Marie’s answer was yes.

That’s a pretty impressive rock, Hans.  You’re the prince of poverty at the moment.  How could you afford such a thing?  Did you rob a jewelry store?

Hans:  Shh…

Hans:  I propose a toast to our future together.

Marie:  Here.  Here.

Hans was so happy that Marie is going to be his wife soon that he asked her to move in.

They had celebratory sex in the driveway.

Was that a lullaby I heard?

The celebratory sex continued after they went in the house.

Yep.  I knew heard a lullaby.

It was a beautiful backyard wedding attended by a few of Pleasantview’s notable citizens; the Caliente sisters, Darren Dreamer, Brandi Broke, and Amin Sims.

Darren:  (internally)  I want Brandi.

Brandi’s already taken, Darren.  I’m sorry.

Welcome to the legacy, Marie!  You’re going to hate me.

Too poor for a honeymoon vacation, their time spent after the wedding guests went home was lackluster at best.  Marie played computer games…

…until her baby bump showed up.  Then she went to bed.

On their first night together as husband and wife, Hans ate dinner at the table alone.

Poor Hans…

Torch Holders: 1
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Fights:
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Top of Career:
Pass Outs:
Food Naps:

To be continued…

The Schadenfreude Legacy 1.1

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Riskacy:  Having the founder and heirs marry (or breed with) the first adult Sim of the opposite (or same) gender that walks onto the lot.


NSFW:  Sexual Situations

The fearless leader, founder, patriarch, and torch holder, Hans Schadenfreude.  He’s a Scorpio.
Hans Schadenfreude resides here at 30 Middle Lane in Pleasantview.

Now that Hans has gotten settled into his home, it’s time to wait for that special someone to walk onto the lot.

Hans has decided to do some bird watching until it happens.

The first sim to walk onto Hans’ lot is Amy Jones.

I believe that would be a felony for Hans if he were to pursue her.

The second sim to walk onto the lot was Rod Humble.

I believe this would cause my game to explode!

Bored with bird watching and tired of waiting for “the one” to walk onto his lot, Hans goes inside to look for a job.  His dream career field was not advertised today.

Marie Rauscher comes strolling along.

Hans quickly comes out to greet her.

Hans:  If I kiss you, will you kiss me back?

Marie:  Uh.  Hmm…

Marie:  Yeah.  I’ll kiss you back.

Hans:  Hahaha!  Good!

It was a “Kiss Kiss Darling,” but still…

What the hell is going on here?!

Hans:  (internally) Wowwee!!  She’s so fine, she could catch a fish without a hook!

This groove gets totally interrupted by the neighbors coming to welcome Hans to the neighborhood.

Wanting to make a good impression, Hans whips up sushi for his guests.

I’m a little concerned about how he’s holding the knife.  It’s like a bloody accident waiting to happen.

Fortunately, there was no blood or amputations involved in Hans’ sushi preparations.

Poor Darren.  All the ladies are at the table with Hans, and Darren’s off by himself.

Darren:  It’s awfully cold over here.

The chemistry between Hans and Marie bubbled over during their meal.

Nina:  (internally) It’s like I’m not even here.

The chemistry continued bubbling after the meal.

Nina:  (internally)  Wow.  It’s like we’re not even here.

Darren:  (internally)  I want some of that.

Brandi:  Is there any more sushi?

The control of my game is now in the hands of the ACR.

The temperature was steadily rising on the inside, so Darren and Brandi went outside to throw water balloons at each other.

Inside, the chemistry between Hans and Marie morphed into a passion that burned hotter than 1,000 suns.

Hans:  I think we should exchange phone numbers.

Marie:  Yeah…

You two should probably exchange more than phone numbers.  I’m thinking…  Oh, I don’t know…  RINGS?!

Nina:  Oh my god!  Oh my god!!  They are in there totally getting it on right now!  Let’s go listen!!

Brandi:  Eww!!

Darren:  (internally) I wanna get it on.

You’ll have your chance, Darren.  You’ll have your chance…

Torch Holders: 1
Perma Platinum Sims:
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Fights:
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Food Naps:

To be continued…