Read ISBI Challenge Rules.
Riskacy: Having the founder and heirs marry (or breed with) the first adult Sim of the opposite (or same) gender that walks onto the lot.
NSFW: Nudity and Sexual Situations
Marie Schadenfreude has been dead for about one week. It is now time for Hans to take another mate. However, since Marie’s death…
Baby Blasa has aged up to a toddler.
Armin is still dealing with the loss of his mother and takes his hurt and anger out on the plants in the flower bed.
The girls seem to be doing just fine and spend their days skillbuilding together.
Hans is working on skillbuilding as well. He needs to get promoted in order to earn the remaining §7,000 needed to move into a bigger home.
This is surprising since she was unfortunate enough to witness Death take her mother away. I was sure she would be scarred for life behind that.
The first female to set foot on Hans’ lot while he was home just happened to be the Nanny, Kendal Lawson. However, there is no way things could workout like this.
So, Kendal was aged back to the Adult Life Stage, and WOW!!
Did I break the ISBI legacy rules? Probably. Do I care? Nope.
In front of the garbage and everybody, they hit it off quite well.
Hitting it off with Kendal was not enough for Hans. He was later flirting with a VERY pregnant AND married, Cassandra Lothario whom he brought home with him from work.
Ada: Daddy, is this our new mommy?
Kendal paid the flirting no mind as she was still in Nanny mode and busied herself with taking care of Blasa.
Kendal: Hans, I wouldn’t mind bearing your children.
So, they get right to it!
After moving in the next morning, the first thing Kendal does is get on the computer to chat it up with some Pleasantview dudes.
Armin is a knowledgeable Aries that finds Formal Wear and potential partners that are good at cleaning to be attractive. He despises red hair. He is bi-sexual.
+1 for Food Naps!
+1 for Pass Outs! She was so close, too. Just a few more steps and she would have made it to the bed.
Kendal: Urgh!! Girls just want to have fun! Curse you, SimGod!! Why won’t you let me have fun?!
Armin has fun by watching his sister dream about him as she sleeps. He’s a very doting brother.
The house is in a serious state of neglect. The toilet is so disgusting that one could probably catch a staph infection just from standing next to it.
The afterlife has turned Marie into a bitch of a ghost! She scared her own son so badly that he wet himself.
+1 for self wetting!
The bamboo trees were struck by lightning and set ablaze. Not a single household member came out to see what was going on.
A few hours later…
When Hans finally woke up, he called the Fire Department.
So, what does Hans do after receiving these instructions from the Firefighter?
He goes and stands right in the middle of the fire, because……….why not?
I seriously thought that Hans was going to be a goner and this legacy would be over.
Thankfully, the second Firefighter comes and shoves the hose of the fire extinguisher up Hans’ ass!
That’s all you have to say?!
Things returned to normal after the fire. Well, if cracking your adorable little sister’s skull with a softball is considered normal…..then…..yeah.
Hans ties the knot for a second time.
Immediately after the vows, Kendal goes into worry mode over money.
Welcome to the family, Kendal! Please try not to die!!
Unable to afford a honeymoon, Hans and his family return home after the ceremony. He immediately uses his “powers of persuasion” to get some much needed elbow grease done around the house.
Armin did the yard work…
…and the Nanny took care of cleaning, starting with the Staphylococcus infected toilet.
While the others worked, Hans and Kendal christened the bed as husband and wife.
Christening ceremony completed. Now it’s time to build those skills. Got to get that promotion!
No one was paying attention to Ada. She was sunburned from staying outside too long.
No one was paying attention when Blasa aged up to a child.
Blasa’s age up pissed Ada off for some reason.
The next morning, Blasa was pissed off at Ada for being pissed off about her age up.
While Hans and Kendal were watching a boxing match on TV…
…there was a real live one going on in the kids’ room. Armin was undisturbed. Blasa – 1/1. Ada – 0/1.
+1 for Fights!
20 minutes later on the TV…
…20 minutes later in the kids’ room. Blasa – 1/2. Ada – 1/2.
+1 for Fights!
I’m sure Blasa is wishing that this bed was Ada’s face.
Meanwhile, Ada gets attention from her doting older brother.
Poor Kendal can’t shower because someone else is always there. That’s a problem when there’s five people and only one bathroom.
Hans fulfilled his want to study Parenting AND the household got some much needed Simoleons!
Both sisters get along well with Armin. They just do not seem to like each other.
Ada looks like she really needed that hug from her father. I guess when you’ve had two fist fights with your sister that were only 20 minutes apart, you need all the affection you can get.
Armin looks on as the ghost of his dearly departed mother raids the fridge.
He then tucks his sister, Ada, into bed before calling it a night himself.
His doting nature when it comes to Ada borders on creepy to me.
Two hours later…
Armin: Urgh!! Why am I the one that has to see this?!
Kendal: OK! Breathe, breathe, breathe, like we were taught in Lamaze class. Hee Hee Hoo. Hee Hee Hoo. Hee Hee Hoo.
Baby boy, Bach is born!
He is the cutest baby ever born in Pleasantview! I’m totally biased. I know.
To officially welcome baby Bach into the family, Ada and Blasa hold a slugfest right next to his crib. Blasa – 2/3. Ada – 1/3.
+1 for Fights!
For good measure, they hold another slugfest just a few minutes later. Blasa – 3/4. Ada – 1/4.
+1 for Fights!
Welcome to jungle, Bach!
Torch Holders: 1
Perma Platinum Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Accidental Deaths: 1
Bladder Accidents: 3
Top of Career: 0
Pass Outs: 2
Food Naps: 3
To be continued…