Growing Up Goth – Prequel


NSFW:  Nudity & Sexual Situations

Author’s Note: This is just a boring, brief, picture heavy prequel. Their stories will begin in the next update.

It is a gorgeous day in Pleasantview.  The perfect day for a wedding.

Yes!  Cassandra Goth’s patience has paid off.  Don Lothario has finally stopped running away at high speeds, and decided to do the honorable thing.

Yeah, you can tell by the red glow of the rings above Don’s head that this is a really bad idea.  He’s actually looking directly at Nina Caliente.

But that’s not all…

Mortimer Goth made sure to get his money’s worth out of the wedding planning and decorations.  He and Dina Caliente also tied the knot that day.

That’s Mortimer’s loyal Servo Benjamin looking on from the left.

Michael Batchelor left her penniless and in a shitty condo.

Don is now a resident in the Goth home.  He and Cassandra could not begin their post-nuptials celebration because dear Alexander was using their bed as a trampoline.

Things weren’t faring any better in the master bedroom.  Dina was absolutely horrified by the sight of Mortimer’s saggy, old man body.

Her lust for serious financial security helped conquer her horror.

Things were also going well for Don and Cassandra.

Things were going so well for both couples, as a matter of fact, that Cassandra and Dina got pregnant that night.

Mortimer worked in a round two for good measure.

In order to keep Alexander from begging to come along, the newlyweds left for their honeymoon at Takemizu Village in the wee hours of the morning.

They arrived at Takemizu Village Resort and couldn’t wait to check into their hotel rooms.

Dina, one does not kickstart their honeymoon by crawling to the toilet to throw up.

Now that’s how you kickstart a honeymoon!

Don and Cassandra didn’t kickstart anything except sleep.

For some reason, Mortimer came and slept on the couch in their hotel room.

I guess he’s not quite ready to let his daughter go yet.

That’s Don and Cassandra lighting sparks of love in the sauna.

It’s late at night and Mortimer is offering to tell a little girl her fortune.

What?  Why?

Don’s been in the sauna too long.

I honestly forgot he was in there!

Mortimer wanted to learn how to teleport, but the Ninja felt that he wasn’t worthy.  Poor Mortimer was left on the sidewalk feeling some kind of way.

Three of the honeymooners thought it would be fun to dress up like the locals.  Mortimer wasn’t going out like that.

But, he did update his look a little bit to keep up with the young’uns.

Father – Daughter Dance Off

Mortimer and Dina make the most of the time they have before check out.

Apparently, Cassandra had a VERY good time!

To be continued…

 

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Colorful – Episode 4, Part 3/3


NSFW:  Nudity & Masturbation

Previously:  After taking a bit of time to think about Galen’s request, Donella agreed to become his roommate.  She, however, had a request of her own.

Now, it’s moving day.  Outside is sunny and the sound of birds chirping fills the air.

“Put that box down right there.”  The moving team leader instructed.  “We should go ahead and bring the large items in first.”

“Hmm…  I should plant some vegetables here.”  Donella said to herself.  “Cucumbers and tomatoes, maybe?”

“We’re all done, ma’am.”  The team leader said.

“Thank you so much for your services.”  Donella said.  “I’ll receive the bill in the mail, right?”

“Yes, ma’am.  Bye now.”

While Donella was unpacking the small items in her room, she heard Galen’s car pulling up.

“I should probably greet him.”

“Welcome home.”

“Thanks.”

“I picked up a few things from the market.  I also got some wine.”

“I think relaxing with a couple of glasses of wine is the best way to celebrate a successful move.”  Galen continued as he put the items in the fridge.

“Sounds good.”  Donella said.

“Hahahahahaha!!!  Either I’ve had WAAAAAY too many glasses of wine, or that really is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard!”  Donella choked out through fits of laughter.

“Probably a combination of both.”  Galen returned.

“Donella.  I know it’s your first day here, but remember my request?”

“Yeah.”

“W-Would it be too much to ask if we c-could do it t-today?”

“Nah.  No problem.”  In her mind, Donella was thinking, “I can’t say no when he looks at me with a face like that.”

“Thank you.  Then, I’ll go take a shower.”  Galen said as he headed to the bathroom.

“So, is there anything particular I should do?”

“Just remain seated over there…”

Thirty minutes later…

“Ah!  I’m coming!!”

“My god!”  Donella exclaimed.

“Exactly how often are you going to want to do that?”  Donella asked.

“Well, I couldn’t ask for more than once a week.”  Galen gently replied.

“OK.  Today is Tuesday, and it’s 9PM.  So again, next Tuesday at 9PM?”

“Yes, please.”

Donella sat in the living room alone, dazed.  She was feeling some kind of way.  If someone were to ask her to put words to her emotions, there was no way she would be able to do it.

End of Episode 4

The Schadenfreude Legacy 1.5

Read ISBI Challenge Rules.
Riskacy:  Having the founder and heirs marry (or breed with) the first adult Sim of the opposite (or same) gender that walks onto the lot.


NSFW:  Nudity and Sexual Situations

An awesome way to start an update.

Marie has lovingly acknowledged Armin.  In the last update, she regarded him as something one would scrape off the bottom of their shoe.

Looks like baby #3 is on the way.

Pizza.

Hans doesn’t need co-workers coming over.  He needs to earn §20,000 so he can move into a larger home.

He’s getting closer the the financial goal.

This is Nolan Jones, the co-worker that Hans invited over.  He danced in front of the radio for hours while Hans totally ignored him.

He was also totally ignored by Marie after she came home from work.

Nolan Jones:  (internally)  It’s lonely over here.

Go home, then!

Autonomously, Marie is very good about feeding Ada, but aside from that, she has no idea of what else to do for her.

First pop!

This pregnancy is already taking a toll on Marie.

She’s so bad off that she’s started having nightmares.

Armin always comes to give her hugs.  It’s like he knows that his mother is really bad off.

However, tossing a ball at night, in the rain, with her son is not going to make her fare any better.

Second pop caught at a really awkward moment.

Armin received a call from some random neighborhood kid and they talked like they’d known each other for ages even though they’ve never met.

Amin Sims is everybody’s friend.  Honestly, I have no idea how he even got there.  I think he just showed up and walked on into the house.

Things for Marie have gone from bad to worse.  She put Ada in her crib and ALMOST made it to the bed.  Unfortunately, she passed out right next to it.

Ada has aged up to a toddler and she is beautiful.  It looks like she has Marie’s lips and Hans’ nose.  I love the eyes against her dark skin!

Marie’s misery is heartbreaking to watch.  I’ve already used her one command, so there’s nothing I can do for her now.

Marie went into bladder failure and hunger desperation as soon as she got out of the shower.

While Marie is inside having a bad time, Hans is outside working on those two logic skill points that he needs for his next promotion.

Instead of doing his homework, Armin opts to destroy the sofa.

In their filthy bathroom, Marie goes into labor while standing in a puddle of her own pee.

Baby girl, Blasa Schadenfreude has arrived.  She looks exactly like Ada.

Marie went back into hunger desperation.

She went to stuff her face in the fridge.

Harry Monroe, because Sally O’Minky sounds like a loser name.

Yes!  Only §12,000 to go.

Then, just as Hans was pulling into the driveway, this happened…

Death:  (demonic voice)  I’m sorry you have to witness this, little one.

By the time Hans came in the house, Marie had been reduced to an urn.  It was too late for him to plead for her life.  No doubt that Ada will probably be traumatized for the rest of her life.

Instead of being devastated by the loss of his wife of 21 sim days, and the mother of his three children, Hans…

…and Brandi (who is married to Jason Menon) start making out right beside Marie’s urn.

What in the nine circles of hell is going on here?!

As if she sensed some shiggity, Marie started haunting the house immediately and in broad daylight.

What?!  Your wife died of starvation this week!!

Armin was the only one that mourned Marie’s death.


RIP
Marie Rauscher Schadenfreude

Torch Holders: 1
Perma Platinum Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Accidental Deaths: 1
Resurrections: 0
Fights: 0
Bladder Accidents: 2
Top of Career: 0
Pass Outs: 1
Food Naps: 2

To be continued…

Serendipity BACC – Round 1: Johnsen Household


Read the Welcome.
Meet the Settlers.
Check out the moments from the Meet & Greet.


NSFW:  Nudity & Sexual Situations

This round begins with the Mayor, Trace Johnsen, increasing the city’s population with his housemate, Colly Mulford.

~*~

As Serendipity’s Mayor, Trace’s day begins before sunrise.

He does his warmups for an hour.

Trace loves music and dance.  When Serendipity is more established, he plans to give the City Center over to Serendipity then start his own dance academy.

His warmups are followed by an hour of Spinning.

He makes himself a healthy oatmeal breakfast.

After breakfast, he showers and then sits at his desk to answer the many emails he receives.

Colly’s awake now, and it seems that their most recent attempt to increase the population was successful.

Trace goes into his “man cave” to read the daily newspaper.

Trace and Colly work in some couch time before lunch.

Trace:  Man!  That was some serious wall-banging sex we just had!!

Colly:  Oh yeah!  We definitely made it rain in there!!

Jessamyn Mishra is the first settler to visit Mayor Johnsen today.

Trace:  I know you’re undecided on whether you want to run a business or not.  However, I can’t allow you to become a criminal again.

Trace:  The City Center is the only business up and running right now.  I want you to work there for me as a bartender until you decide what you want to do.  How does that sound?

Jessamyn:  Fair enough.  I’ll do it.

Colly’s had her first pop.

Serendipity hasn’t been established for a full week and there’s already gossip.  Poor Angelico.  I wonder what they’re saying about him.

There is no maid service yet, so even the Mayor has to scrub those toilets at the end of the day.

~*~

While Trace is up before the crack of dawn, Colly stays in bed dreaming about herself until well after the sunrises.

As Colly rests comfortably in bed, Trace is already knee deep in an unfortunate event born from bug hunting gone wrong.

Colly is a vegetarian and will be growing her own vegetables until Serendipity gets a green thumb resident that can farm and sell groceries.  If the aforementioned resident does not arrive soon, Trace may end up becoming a vegetarian as well.

The calls regarding businesses are flooding in.  Trace spend a lot of time on his cellphone during the day.

Fortunately, things quieted down in the evening allowing Trace to enjoy his dinner with Colly.  They each prepare their own meals because of their dietary preferences.  Colly is having vegetable soup for dinner.  Trace is enjoying chicken and dumplings.

Colly:  I’ve heard that elephants taste just like chicken.  Is that true, Trace?

Trace:  Umm…  I wouldn’t know that, Colly.

Trace and Colly are very excited about the upcoming arrival of Serendipity’s first natural born citizen.

~*~

Trace’s first visitor of the day was Tiffy Draper.

Trace:  Everything going well, Tiffy?  Have you made any friends?

Tiffy:  Not really interested in making friends.  I just want someone to make out with.

Trace’s cellphone rings.

Trace:  Please excuse me, Tiffy.  I have to take this call.

The caller was Dunn Swander expressing an interest in getting finances to open an electronics store.

Trace:  So, you were saying that you wanted someone to make out with?  I could be that someone for you.

Tiffy:  Well, I don’t have a problem with that, but aren’t you and Colly in a relationship?  She’s living here with you, after all, and she’s pregnant.

Trace:  It’s true that she’s my assigned housemate, and things have happened.  But, Colly’s all about the romance, and I have commitment issues.  So, it just kinda works out.  Also, as Mayor, I have to do what I can to make sure that my citizens are happy.

Tiffy:  OK, then.  Come by anytime.

Trace:  Alright.

That same night, Mayor Trace Johnsen became the proud papa of Serendipity’s first natural born citizen.

Welcome to Serendipity, Cullan Mulford.  It looks like he’s going to be a clone of his father, Trace Johnsen.

Trace enjoys taking care of Cullan.

~*~

Colly’s garden is coming along nicely.

Being the father of a newborn and Mayor of a recently established city is exhausting.  Trace works in a nap whenever he can.

~*~

Trace still gets up before sunrise.  However, he breaks his usual morning routine and studies Parenting instead.

Later that morning, Trace and Colly begin working on Serendipity’s second natural born citizen.  They have yet to use the bed for this.

Trace arrives at the City Center and opens it up promptly at noon.

About the City Center

Mayor Trace Johnsen is the owner and operator of the City Center.  It is open three days a week from noon to 9PM.

In the vestibule of the City Center is a computer that citizens use to pay their taxes.  There is also an ongoing Mahjong tournament.

In the posterior portion of the City Center, citizens can attend various seminars.  Today, Jessamyn Mishra is giving a lecture on “The Importance of Technology and Infrastructure.”

The City Center also boasts a fully furnished kitchen and bar for citizens to use at their leisure during seminars.

Trace starts announcing the closing of business shortly before 9PM.

After cleaning and locking up, Trace and Colly return home together.

End of Round 1:  Johnsen Household

Population
Playable Sims: 12
Multiplier: 2
Current Population: 24

Gender Breakdown
Males: 6
Females: 6

Species Breakdown
Sim: 10
Alien: 2
Zombie: 0
Vampire: 0
Werewolf: 0
Servo: 0
Plantsim: 0
Witch/Wizard: 0

Age Breakdown
Elder: 0
Adult: 11
Young Adult: 0
Teen: 0
Child: 0
Toddler: 0
Baby: 1

Aspiration Breakdown
Family: 3
Fortune: 1
Knowledge: 1
Romance: 3
Popularity: 1
Pleasure: 2
Grilled Cheese: 0
Growing Up: 0

Colorful – Episode 2

NSFW:  Nudity & Sexual Situations


Rowe Smith is at the office of her employer, Assistance Resources, Inc.  She’s meeting with her boss, Gwendolyn McNamara, and receiving information about a new client.

“We have an assignment for you.”  Gwendolyn began.  “I cannot say with certainty if this will be permanent or temporary.”  She takes a pause.  “We’ve already sent seven candidates to this client and after meeting with them, he hasn’t been impressed with either of them enough to give a start date.”

Rowe sighed.  “…and you expect me to be any different?”

“We sent the client your resume and he’s interested in meeting with you.  So, who knows?”

“I’m not feeling very hopeful, and it almost sounds like you’re scraping me from the bottom of the barrel.”

“You shouldn’t feel that way at all, Rowe.  We’ve been at this since you were finishing up with the Chesne client.”

“I see.”  Rowe was doubtful.  “Anyway, who is this client, and what does he need?”

“The client needs a full-time personal assistant.  Someone to manage his affairs, finances, and children.  If you’re selected, you’ll be working for Demetre Pritchard.”

“Demetre Pritchard?  The Demetre Pritchard?  The Founder and CEO of Pritchard Publications?!”

“Yes, that very one.”  Gwendolyn said through a giggle.

Rowe leaves her seat and walks over to the windows.  She was in deep thought.

Rowe shared a home with her brother, Hayes, who did not know the meaning of moderation.  He enjoyed heavy drinking, drugs, and sex.  It made living with him rather difficult.  Unfortunately, Rowe was stuck with Hayes as none of her previous assignments paid enough or lasted long enough for her to live on her own.

Demetre Pritchard was offering room, board, AND a salary.  This could be the opportunity she was looking for, but it was iffy at best.  Seven candidates had already faced Pritchard, and not one of them was selected.  What chance could she possibly have?

“Rowe?”  Gwendolyn called, snapping Rowe out of her thoughts.

Rowe turned to face Gwendolyn.

“I have no idea where you went in your head just now, but your interview with the client is tomorrow at 10AM.”  Gwendolyn stated.

“Pritchard’s information is in the binder on the corner there.”  Gwendolyn said as she walked back to her desk.

Rowe looked at the binder.  On the cover was a black and gold business card.

“Well, that’s classy.”  She thought to herself.

Rowe scooped up the binder and headed to the door.

“Wish me luck, Gwen.”

“Best of luck to you, Rowe.  I’ll call you after the interview.”

~*~

After meeting with Gwendolyn and running some errands, Rowe pulled up in front of her home.  She was hesitant to enter the house.  When she left that morning, Hayes was still asleep.

Rowe exited her vehicle and headed towards the house.

When Rowe opened the front door, she was greeted with naked guests sleeping on the sofa, and some that were passed out on the floor.  There was a sea of clothing, alcohol, pill bottles, and trash.

“What the hell?!  I was only gone for six hours!”  Rowe said to herself.

Assuming that Hayes was either sleeping or passed out like the guests on the floor, Rowe went directly to his room to voice her anger.

It was not a good time for Rowe to enter his room.  Hayes was heavily engaged in a three-way.

“Goddammit, Hayes!!”  Rowe yelled.  “Are you really my fucking brother?!  I’m sick of this shit!!”

Hayes and his friends were so occupied with the three-way action that they didn’t even notice Rowe was in the room.  Her rampage was drowned out from the moaning, heavy breathing, and passionate screams.

Rowe sat on the edge of her bed with her head in her hands.  She was done with Hayes and the house.

“I can’t stay here anymore.”

Rowe’s sanity was riding on this opportunity.

A few hours later, Hayes came to Rowe’s bedroom door.

“Rowe.  I’m sorry.”  Hayes contritely said.

Hayes began to sob.

“I can’t help it.  I-I’m sick.  Please.  Talk to me, Rowe.  Say something.  Anything.”

There was no response.

Rowe had actually heard every word, but pretended to be asleep.

Hayes would go wild, apologize, do well for about a month, and then mess up all over again.  It was a repeat performance.

As Rowe drifted off into a real sleep, she hoped that tomorrow’s meeting with Demetre Pritchard would bring about a positive change in her life.

End of Episode 2

Going for Broke – Chapter 3: It’s Nasty!

NSFW:  Nudity & Sexual Situations


Previously, a pregnant Brandi searched all over Pleasantview for “somebody.”  After a few failures, Brandi encountered Jason Menon standing in front of her house.  They fell in love, and Jason moved in.  Shortly after Jason’s move-in, Dean Broke was born and Dustin went off to University.

Four years have passed since then.  Brandi took a job in the Education field, while Jason continued working in the Culinary field.  They saved their simoleons and left the trailer park behind.

Brandi and Jason now reside at 130 Sim Lane in Pleasantview.  It’s a bit cramped and very basic, but it’s better than Brandi’s tiny trailer.

Brandi and Jason are putting in lots of work to have a baby together.

Dina Caliente often drops by unannounced to be nosy check on Brandi’s current romance life.

Beau always runs to Brandi to give her a hug when she gets home from work.

It seems that Beau has a way with the little ladies of the neighborhood.  He’s always bringing one home with him from school.

Outside, Brandi and Jason are working overtime for that baby.

Brandi, if you and Jason are out here, then where is Dean?

I see.  You left him on the cold, kitchen floor to go have hot tub sex with your fiance.  I should call the Social Worker!

Fortunately, there was no need, as Dean was able to safely transition to a toddler.

Calvin Chalmers:  You brought me home with you from work, so that means we’re best friends now, right?!

Jason:  (nervous laugh) Slow your roll, bruh!  I had absolutely no control over that.

Neither did I!

Jason:  Son, how is the stock market going to look in the next year or two?

Beau:  I don’t know, Dad.  There are simply too many variables that contribute to the market’s performance.  However, I do know that it’s going to be higher 10 to 20 years from now.  For this reason, I suggest a minimum 10-year investment time frame if you’re going to buy stocks.

Beau, you are fucking brilliant!

Brandi:  (thinking internally) Did Jason hit the nail on the head?

Brandi:  Bllleeeeaaauuurrrrgghhh!

Porcelain God:  Yes.  Yes, he did.

Dean, I know you’re really hungry, but you shouldn’t drink from that bottle.  It’s emitting noxious gases. 

Dean:  Bllleeeeaaauuurrrrgghhh!

Told ya!

Jason:  I think we should go ahead and get married.

Brandi:  (sleepily) Mmmhmm.  Yeah.

Finally!  Someone’s paying some attention to Dean!

Beau made a smooth transition to a teenager.  Unfortunately, EAxis dressed him like one of the Village People.

This is Brittany Wendland.  Jason brought her home with him from work.  They have some serious chemistry.

Brandi, feeling threatened by that serious chemistry, farted in Brittany’s face as she ate a bowl of vegetable soup.

Brandi’s Butt:  -pbpbpbpbp-

Brittany had no fucks to give and continued eating the soup.

All was forgotten once Brandi’s baby bump showed up.  All Jason wanted to do was bond with the little one that was on the way.

It was a small ceremony attended by immediate family.

Brandi Broke is now Mrs. Brandi Menon.

As soon as the “I Dos” were said, Jason made a beeline to Angela Pleasant (who is now pregnant with her’s and Dustin’s first child).

Jason:  I’m officially family now.  Come on!  Give us a hug!

Angela:  Eww!  Hell no!  Get away!

Dustin gave a beautiful speech and toast for the newlyweds.  Then some random guy showed up.

Brandi gave Jason a thorough throat exam to make sure no cake was stuck in there.

The wedding was not a moment too soon.  Brandi went into labor that same night.

Welcome to Pleasantview, baby girl Bambi Menon.

To be continued…

The Schadenfreude Legacy 1.3

Read ISBI Challenge Rules.
Riskacy:  Having the founder and heirs marry (or breed with) the first adult Sim of the opposite (or same) gender that walks onto the lot.


NSFW:  Sexual Situations

With Marie on maternity leave and Hans unemployed, the bills are starting to pile up.

Hans gives his search for his dream job another try.  Unfortunately, it was not in the listings on this day either.

Hans and Marie are living off of love right now.

Marie enters the second trimester of her pregnancy…

…and starts working on baby #2 even though she hasn’t popped out baby #1.

The next day, Hans gives the newspaper a try and BOOYAH, a job in the Education field is available!  Hans is now employed as a Playground Monitor.

Sorry.  I forgot to get the screenshots.

Hans:  I’m finally going to get to punch a time clock and bring some money home!

Marie:  I’m so glad.  Now we can save money to buy a bigger house.

Yeah, cause the tiny two bedroom you’re in now is going to get quite uncomfortable soon.

Marie naps a lot during her pregnancy.  She naps in chairs, on the sofa…

…and even in her food.  Hans looks to be amused by this.

Marie found herself in bladder desperation when she woke up from her food nap.  She was SO close, but Hans already had possession of the toilet.  Oh, well…

It seems that the trauma of wetting herself induced labor.

Welcome to Pleasantview baby boy Armin Schadenfreude!  He has Marie’s eye color and Hans’ complexion.

Things got really bad for Marie after she put Armin in his crib.  She smelled horrible and was starving.

She continued to complain about hunger desperation even with a grilled cheese sandwich right in front of her.

As Hans gave a bath to baby Armin, Marie continued to complain about hunger desperation.

This would be such an adorable scene if Marie wasn’t in the background emitting a stench and raising hell.

Your hand is on the grilled cheese sandwich, Marie.  Why aren’t you picking it up and eating it?!

As Hans busted some moves, Marie continued to complain about her hunger desperation.

As if to add emphasis to her plight, she stood up and complained more.

There is a perfectly good grilled cheese sandwich on the table behind you, Marie.  Please eat it!

Marie continued the complaining throughout the night.  The next morning, Hans cleaned up the table, made and served breakfast.  She sat down, and continued to complain about her hunger desperation…even with the bowl of cheese grits right in front of her.

Hans:  Why are you waving your hand around like that?  Do you want me to buy you another ring?

Marie:  I’m SOOOOOOO hungry!!!!  I want to eat!!!

By now, all of Marie’s motives were in the red.  I was really afraid that she was going to die, and I didn’t want to start this legacy with the mother dying young.  So, I used Marie’s one command to make her eat.

All is well.

Marie seems to have tendencies to do things that go against her well being…

…like holding baby Armin until her motives drop.  If she goes into full blown desperation again, Grim is going to take her away.

Hans sets off for his first day on the job.

Let’s go with the bottle of nectar.

Yes!

Torch Holders: 1
Perma Platinum Sims:
Shrink Visits:
Social Worker Visits:
Accidental Deaths:
Resurrections:
Fights:
Bladder Accidents: 1
Top of Career:
Pass Outs:
Food Naps: 1

To be continued…